What’s the one thing that will make you go see a movie or a play? What makes you want to go out and experience a performance in person?

Also the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was allowing the public to think it’s okay to always talk on speaker phone

I don’t know if it’s post election, or just 16 consecutive years of customer service. But people are being BUTTS lately.

Maybe. Just maybe this will be the last leap home?

Bangor boy returns to Bangor and visits the King’s house.

Oddly enough I think this is the first photo I’ve ever had taken of myself with this gorgeous house.

I’ve recently discovered the joy of getting my nose hair waxed. And tomorrow I’m having it done with a beard trim and I am…unreasonably excited.

Going to a Ren Faire this weekend. Never been to one before. What….what do I do?

I think one of the most surprising things about Barbie is that there was a trailer for Gran Turismo…which told us at least 4 times it is based on a real story, and then Orlando Bloom showed up, and THEN Dave Harbour?! I don’t remember the last time I saw a trailer for a movie I had no idea existed

Listen sometimes you start watching like 8 episodes in a row of one of those ghost hunting shows where clearly they are pretending to see things…and I just want to take a moment to celebrate the editors who put their whole fucking heart into these show edits. You are the hero.

But doctor I am Pagliacci the sad clown who keeps signing up for Twitter clones hoping the long journey will finally come to an end.