Bukran
@bukranius.bsky.social
I never left Twitter. It left me. Account exclusively for jokes.
My printer and I share the ultimate dominant-submissive relationship.
August 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My printer and I share the ultimate dominant-submissive relationship.
I would manage the hell out of a Wendy's.
August 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I would manage the hell out of a Wendy's.
If I was a chick, I'd totally request a Xenomorph-themed baby shower.
July 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
If I was a chick, I'd totally request a Xenomorph-themed baby shower.
Did Victorian children have jump scares in their dreams or was it all boot laces, wooden tops, anise drops, and tea with Jack the Ripper?
July 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Did Victorian children have jump scares in their dreams or was it all boot laces, wooden tops, anise drops, and tea with Jack the Ripper?
Amongst the dangers of a poli sci degree they never discuss at university are vivid extended dream sequences of Lady Bird Johnson...
July 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Amongst the dangers of a poli sci degree they never discuss at university are vivid extended dream sequences of Lady Bird Johnson...
July 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@tacobell.bsky.social Live Más backwards is Sám Evil.
June 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@tacobell.bsky.social Live Más backwards is Sám Evil.
Who gets custody of Joe Rogan in the Trump-Musk divorce?
June 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Who gets custody of Joe Rogan in the Trump-Musk divorce?
Walks into a saloon.
<In gruff Old West accent>
'As-Salaam-Alaikum,' neighbor."
<In gruff Old West accent>
'As-Salaam-Alaikum,' neighbor."
April 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Walks into a saloon.
<In gruff Old West accent>
'As-Salaam-Alaikum,' neighbor."
<In gruff Old West accent>
'As-Salaam-Alaikum,' neighbor."
People watching is an underrated sport.
March 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
People watching is an underrated sport.
Beauty like a truck stop
January 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Beauty like a truck stop
Oscar Schindler's Jingle Bells
December 17, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Oscar Schindler's Jingle Bells
Mr. Krueger's Christmas, except I'm a grizzled old man on stage with the Spice Girls because I'm an elder Millennial.
December 8, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Mr. Krueger's Christmas, except I'm a grizzled old man on stage with the Spice Girls because I'm an elder Millennial.
While stroking my chin in a cartoonish fashion while eating my lunch today at work, a random coworker offered me a box of tissues thinking I was trying to clean food off my face. #tropedangers
December 3, 2024 at 1:39 AM
While stroking my chin in a cartoonish fashion while eating my lunch today at work, a random coworker offered me a box of tissues thinking I was trying to clean food off my face. #tropedangers