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December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Check out this video, "book of love lullaby" share.google/UHijzQWkq0Wz...
Woke up this morning with Called out In The Dark by Snow Patrol going through my head.
April 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Woke up this morning with Called out In The Dark by Snow Patrol going through my head.
For the botanists out there. I am not one. What is the difference between ragweed, bastard cabbage and pigweed? My sinuses are asking.
April 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
For the botanists out there. I am not one. What is the difference between ragweed, bastard cabbage and pigweed? My sinuses are asking.
Damn, I got blocked by "The clevermonkey"?
April 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Damn, I got blocked by "The clevermonkey"?
I'm thinking about running for office (local). How do I start a go fund me page?
April 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm thinking about running for office (local). How do I start a go fund me page?
Mental note:
When the deputy pulls you over for a traffic stop.
Deputy: "I can take you to jail right now for an outstanding warrant but our jails are full."
Me: " No, the paperwork is in the glove box of my truck."
Deputy: "Do I have permission to search your vehicle?"
When the deputy pulls you over for a traffic stop.
Deputy: "I can take you to jail right now for an outstanding warrant but our jails are full."
Me: " No, the paperwork is in the glove box of my truck."
Deputy: "Do I have permission to search your vehicle?"
April 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Mental note:
When the deputy pulls you over for a traffic stop.
Deputy: "I can take you to jail right now for an outstanding warrant but our jails are full."
Me: " No, the paperwork is in the glove box of my truck."
Deputy: "Do I have permission to search your vehicle?"
When the deputy pulls you over for a traffic stop.
Deputy: "I can take you to jail right now for an outstanding warrant but our jails are full."
Me: " No, the paperwork is in the glove box of my truck."
Deputy: "Do I have permission to search your vehicle?"
A few songs I need to get out of my head today and pass on to other people...
"Iz" under the rainbow
"Kermit the frog" It's not easy being green
"Big brown beaver" Primus
Don't ask, just pops into my head.
"Iz" under the rainbow
"Kermit the frog" It's not easy being green
"Big brown beaver" Primus
Don't ask, just pops into my head.
April 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
A few songs I need to get out of my head today and pass on to other people...
"Iz" under the rainbow
"Kermit the frog" It's not easy being green
"Big brown beaver" Primus
Don't ask, just pops into my head.
"Iz" under the rainbow
"Kermit the frog" It's not easy being green
"Big brown beaver" Primus
Don't ask, just pops into my head.
Dammit. I remember when that was the "upgrade".
April 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Dammit. I remember when that was the "upgrade".
Ok, honestly after watching "news" for a couple hours, had to switch between them (like a bad mix tape on loop).... A few songs came to mind. Not political. Really do like people as long as they aren't stupid or dumb (difference). Songs...
April 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ok, honestly after watching "news" for a couple hours, had to switch between them (like a bad mix tape on loop).... A few songs came to mind. Not political. Really do like people as long as they aren't stupid or dumb (difference). Songs...
At some point I may actually look into how to post a video on this site. However, I think most of the good songs are on commercials now.
April 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
At some point I may actually look into how to post a video on this site. However, I think most of the good songs are on commercials now.
I'm just gonna throw this out there... Social Distortion is a really good band.
April 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just gonna throw this out there... Social Distortion is a really good band.
Things I have said that I should have been fired for saying:
Them: "You shaved!" Me: "You don't know that, I have pants on."
Them: "You shaved!" Me: "You don't know that, I have pants on."
April 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Things I have said that I should have been fired for saying:
Them: "You shaved!" Me: "You don't know that, I have pants on."
Them: "You shaved!" Me: "You don't know that, I have pants on."
Ever wake up in the morning thinking... "Hmm, why the hell is that song in my head and who actually did the original?" Momma's got a squeeze box. And more to the point, who let their children listen to that?
April 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ever wake up in the morning thinking... "Hmm, why the hell is that song in my head and who actually did the original?" Momma's got a squeeze box. And more to the point, who let their children listen to that?
I do hope all the people impacted by the extreme weather lately are doing ok. NOT a joke. I have experienced a few tornadoes and other weather incidents. Not fun.
April 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I do hope all the people impacted by the extreme weather lately are doing ok. NOT a joke. I have experienced a few tornadoes and other weather incidents. Not fun.
What about that time I found you naked with a bowl of Jello?
April 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What about that time I found you naked with a bowl of Jello?
I was watching a video the other day. Steve Martin "King Tut".Don't ask why, I can't answer that... Possibly I'm obscure.
April 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was watching a video the other day. Steve Martin "King Tut".Don't ask why, I can't answer that... Possibly I'm obscure.
Although I'm not a world traveler and it may exist... Why is a "Jiffy-Pop" pan with curry chicken not available. Good noodles on the side?
April 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Although I'm not a world traveler and it may exist... Why is a "Jiffy-Pop" pan with curry chicken not available. Good noodles on the side?
No offense to anyone, when you post can you please stop using words and references that I have to go and look up in my encyclopedia Britannica.
April 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
No offense to anyone, when you post can you please stop using words and references that I have to go and look up in my encyclopedia Britannica.
I was asked one time "What's the fastest car you have driven?" Well, depends on the situation.
April 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I was asked one time "What's the fastest car you have driven?" Well, depends on the situation.
I'm just curious. Trying to decide what to call it. Could be a medical term (I failed that class, sorta)... left sinuses creaks like a haunted door. The other side... Blow your nose asshole. Oh wait, sinus infection.
April 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'm just curious. Trying to decide what to call it. Could be a medical term (I failed that class, sorta)... left sinuses creaks like a haunted door. The other side... Blow your nose asshole. Oh wait, sinus infection.
Ok, so I have a song that needs to be exorcised from my brain today. Time Warp from Rocky Horror.
March 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ok, so I have a song that needs to be exorcised from my brain today. Time Warp from Rocky Horror.
Anyone else have the song Uprising by Muse going through there head lately?
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Anyone else have the song Uprising by Muse going through there head lately?
Anyone else wake up and think, damn why is that song in my head? LMFAO, Sexy and I Know It... really brain.?.?
March 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Anyone else wake up and think, damn why is that song in my head? LMFAO, Sexy and I Know It... really brain.?.?
Ya know, out of my own curiosity today I did some research. I'm ignorant to the issue. I wondered if sign language is universal. Thought it may be. But, guess it's not. Guess that makes sense. I just kinda thought it is. Learned something new today.
March 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Ya know, out of my own curiosity today I did some research. I'm ignorant to the issue. I wondered if sign language is universal. Thought it may be. But, guess it's not. Guess that makes sense. I just kinda thought it is. Learned something new today.