GodBunk
@bumblepop.bsky.social
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God only talks to me because I have a pool.
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Very encouraging. Thanks Tarot Room.
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I always thought Barron was his youngest.
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If Bluesky dies, who’s going to ignore my posts?
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Tell that to Lifetime Network.
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Who cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting.
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I probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar.
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Quietly wishing he didn’t go with such a bright yellow for the guest room.
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Obviously you’re not a K-Pop fan.
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Charging white rhino.
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Hoping you keep your streak alive.
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Not surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary.
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I don’t think Queen Elizabeth checks her messages anymore.
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Agree with the sentiment. But what does the lead singer of the Sheepdogs have to do with it?
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Don’t know who this ‘Jesus’ guy is, but it sounds like he’s bucking for a one way ticket back to Krypton.
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If that’s not a sign of the apocalypse, nothing is.
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I’m very sorry.
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That woman is old enough to be her grandmother.
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My 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, ‘This is not about science anymore.’
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Then you would have loved my MySpace page.
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Sexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless.
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I bet he’s dreaming that he’s himself.
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You know he would Bro.