CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

my body has a shit ton of estrogen in it and i grew boobs bc of it and my muscle mass decreased and fat has been significantly redistributed and my risk of breast cancer has gone up while my risk of prostate cancer has basically been eliminated.

almost as if my BIOLOGY has changed or something idk

My caffeine addiction is giving my heart a workout to keep it healthy and strong, evidently.