Get you a husband who will log on to your Disney Dreamlight to finish a quest for you because it’s TIME SENSITIVE whilst you at work. I love him

Honestly, my husband 💕 has never been more attractive than when he researched a show prior to us watching it and decided that we shouldn’t coz the content might do some icky stuff to my brain

Don't get me started on Joe. The constant sneering and identifying other men as traitors because they are either a)nice b) better-looking than him c) smarter than him or d) all three doesn't sit well with me.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK

Bag-ell

After yesterday’s episode of #TheTraitorsUK it is clear that some of the contestants wanted to punish Kas for being an intelligent and kind non-white doctor.

There was an air of wanting the “bring him down a peg or two”

And Kas 100% clocked that BS.

Hi, sorry but Jo from #thetraitorsuk needs to get in the bin. Major ick.

So Minah and Dan are the only two players who seem to understand the game, and Kassim is going to be banished because he’s a doctor and doctors *checks notes* save people during the day and murder by night. Gotcha. #thetraitors

I would argue that Imbolc is the special day you should commit to resolutions (if u want too) not 10 days after the literal middle of winter. Love ur friendly kitchen witch

Hercules says remember to rest in the b’twixmas times, it’s very important 💕

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

Been told that we can’t use “strength of the heavens” in our ‘wedding enhancement’ as it’s too religious, which on its own, understandable, however the context clues of also referencing fire, lightning, the oceans should also suggest that religion is very much NOT the vibe.

I present the most dramatic collie in the world

Every week when I watch bake off I’m reminded that I can in fact bake but I am perpetually a sleepy girl.

This monster has two beds and free reign on the sofa but he wants to sleep on dirty laundry