Cami
@burgburgher.bsky.social
word on the street is that burgers get squished as they are eaten
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
word on the street is that burgers get squished as they are eaten
discourse on whether your reaction was appropriate feels like media noise distracting from worse news happening in the meanwhile
September 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
discourse on whether your reaction was appropriate feels like media noise distracting from worse news happening in the meanwhile
Reposted by Cami
watching someone type a password into their laptop on the train: hah what an idiot, anyone can see that
me typing in my password on my laptop on a train: nobody will notice
me typing in my password on my laptop on a train: nobody will notice
August 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
watching someone type a password into their laptop on the train: hah what an idiot, anyone can see that
me typing in my password on my laptop on a train: nobody will notice
me typing in my password on my laptop on a train: nobody will notice
Reposted by Cami
if i dont get laid during pride month i am going to kill a fortune 500 ceo
June 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
if i dont get laid during pride month i am going to kill a fortune 500 ceo
drinking water:
being hydrated > pissing all the time
the libs dont want you to realize
being hydrated > pissing all the time
the libs dont want you to realize
May 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
drinking water:
being hydrated > pissing all the time
the libs dont want you to realize
being hydrated > pissing all the time
the libs dont want you to realize
my camera keeps focusing a little further behind than where i think it should be. i think i need to pick up my glasses already
May 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
my camera keeps focusing a little further behind than where i think it should be. i think i need to pick up my glasses already
DNI: haters
DNI: minors
DNI: ppl with DNI lists
DNI: minors
DNI: ppl with DNI lists
April 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
DNI: haters
DNI: minors
DNI: ppl with DNI lists
DNI: minors
DNI: ppl with DNI lists
do i upgrade car or pay rent. top comment decides!
April 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
do i upgrade car or pay rent. top comment decides!
To mwee or not to mwee
January 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
To mwee or not to mwee
Today I bit a lesbian and ate chicken nuggets, never kill yourself
a woman in a white dress runs through a field of tall grass
Alt: a woman in a dress runs through a field of tall grass in the foreground. a dramatic and beautiful sunset in the background
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Today I bit a lesbian and ate chicken nuggets, never kill yourself
Enriched my inner child today
January 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Enriched my inner child today
Hamburgher, i hardly kn- *BANG*
(She was shot in the back of the head)
(She was shot in the back of the head)
January 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hamburgher, i hardly kn- *BANG*
(She was shot in the back of the head)
(She was shot in the back of the head)
There has to be an easy way to take a high resolution scan of a road and export data to make a playable racetrack in assetto corsa.
December 27, 2024 at 7:38 AM
There has to be an easy way to take a high resolution scan of a road and export data to make a playable racetrack in assetto corsa.
If there was ever a thought that was illegal to express: spoon with no curves. So haunting, could take on so many forms. So many options.
December 23, 2024 at 10:35 AM
If there was ever a thought that was illegal to express: spoon with no curves. So haunting, could take on so many forms. So many options.
I’m thinking about a square spoon rn
December 23, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I’m thinking about a square spoon rn
How did they taste a little bit of soup when making it before they added curves to utensils? You can’t put your lips to the cauldron for a little sip. The cauldron is way too wide and heavy.
December 23, 2024 at 10:31 AM
How did they taste a little bit of soup when making it before they added curves to utensils? You can’t put your lips to the cauldron for a little sip. The cauldron is way too wide and heavy.
I’m thinking about a really flat fork rn.
December 23, 2024 at 10:28 AM
I’m thinking about a really flat fork rn.
It just seems so important to understand where we come from. We take so things for granted. Need to know more fork lore
December 23, 2024 at 10:27 AM
It just seems so important to understand where we come from. We take so things for granted. Need to know more fork lore
Forks getting curves must have been huge when it happened
December 23, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Forks getting curves must have been huge when it happened
How to tell if you are in a cult:
1) cover yourself in oil
2) wait for it to rain
3) …
4) profit
1) cover yourself in oil
2) wait for it to rain
3) …
4) profit
December 23, 2024 at 10:22 AM
How to tell if you are in a cult:
1) cover yourself in oil
2) wait for it to rain
3) …
4) profit
1) cover yourself in oil
2) wait for it to rain
3) …
4) profit
Sometimes I’m about to post and I can feel how mid it is deep in my bones. Yet I post my slop, this is bravery I think
December 12, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Sometimes I’m about to post and I can feel how mid it is deep in my bones. Yet I post my slop, this is bravery I think
What if they did surgery on a skeet (edited my posts to be funny)
December 12, 2024 at 12:42 PM
What if they did surgery on a skeet (edited my posts to be funny)
Me if I were a yellow critter
December 12, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Me if I were a yellow critter