Burger_north
@burger-north.bsky.social
picture of dick and balls with sad cartoony eyes behind bars
I love snuggling withmy
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with his arms outstretched .
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January 14, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I love snuggling withmy
*chugachuga chugachugha chugachuga choooo choooo*
me rideimg the tiny mall train: heh heh fuck yeah
*pushes you off your horse*
Me: haha fuck u
me rideimg the tiny mall train: heh heh fuck yeah
*pushes you off your horse*
Me: haha fuck u
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 AM
*chugachuga chugachugha chugachuga choooo choooo*
me rideimg the tiny mall train: heh heh fuck yeah
*pushes you off your horse*
Me: haha fuck u
me rideimg the tiny mall train: heh heh fuck yeah
*pushes you off your horse*
Me: haha fuck u
*rolls off side of bed*
*dies on impact *
*dies on impact *
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
*rolls off side of bed*
*dies on impact *
*dies on impact *
i am gay
i promise im not homopobjc btw
im loving the gays always because i am one of them and slef love is inporent :)
i should go tosleep bow
i promise im not homopobjc btw
im loving the gays always because i am one of them and slef love is inporent :)
i should go tosleep bow
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 AM
i am gay
i promise im not homopobjc btw
im loving the gays always because i am one of them and slef love is inporent :)
i should go tosleep bow
i promise im not homopobjc btw
im loving the gays always because i am one of them and slef love is inporent :)
i should go tosleep bow
u losers just dont understad me… i ment to missspell guys as gays when i was youngers… i was being homophobic i swear!!! i promise im not bad at spelling i promise!!!!!😭😭🥺🥺 nooo dont hit me with hammers 😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
u losers just dont understad me… i ment to missspell guys as gays when i was youngers… i was being homophobic i swear!!! i promise im not bad at spelling i promise!!!!!😭😭🥺🥺 nooo dont hit me with hammers 😭😭😭😭😭😭
trows my boomerang at you and then forgets and leaves… i am on vacation now… i am at pease… but then… oh no… what is that wooshing sound… 😟
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 AM
trows my boomerang at you and then forgets and leaves… i am on vacation now… i am at pease… but then… oh no… what is that wooshing sound… 😟
Nooo mister oboma 🥺 dont blow me up with bombs 🥺 im pwomise i wont naw on rabar anymowre 🥺 i pwomisee 😭😭😭
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Nooo mister oboma 🥺 dont blow me up with bombs 🥺 im pwomise i wont naw on rabar anymowre 🥺 i pwomisee 😭😭😭
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats ch
COUGH
COUGH COUGH
oughh…
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats ch
COUGH
COUGH COUGH
oughh…
eats chalk
eats chalk
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats ch
COUGH
COUGH COUGH
oughh…
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats chalk
eats ch
COUGH
COUGH COUGH
oughh…
eats chalk
eats chalk
oh no… i lost my big magnet….
(faint sound of iornman being pulled out of the sky with a loud clang)
(faint sound of iornman being pulled out of the sky with a loud clang)
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
oh no… i lost my big magnet….
(faint sound of iornman being pulled out of the sky with a loud clang)
(faint sound of iornman being pulled out of the sky with a loud clang)
bro,,, people in the thitd dimension can make more stuff thats in the 3 demention… but people in the second dimension wpuldnt be able to do that… thats crazy… i will never do alcohol because my brain is so advanced…
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
bro,,, people in the thitd dimension can make more stuff thats in the 3 demention… but people in the second dimension wpuldnt be able to do that… thats crazy… i will never do alcohol because my brain is so advanced…
Me when I go on the ride that lives you
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Me when I go on the ride that lives you
Me when I go I the ride that kills you:
💀
💀
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Me when I go I the ride that kills you:
💀
💀
How queer…
- the detective calling me gay
- the detective calling me gay
January 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
How queer…
- the detective calling me gay
- the detective calling me gay
Pov, The joker painter who only paints the joker:
“I know what I will paint next…”
“I know what I will paint next…”
December 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Pov, The joker painter who only paints the joker:
“I know what I will paint next…”
“I know what I will paint next…”
Who up stimulating the economy and trading your commerce and doing business practices.
Me me me!!🥺✋ I am!!!
Me me me!!🥺✋ I am!!!
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Who up stimulating the economy and trading your commerce and doing business practices.
Me me me!!🥺✋ I am!!!
Me me me!!🥺✋ I am!!!
Shout out to me
I haven't been getting enough credit lately, but trust me, I've been doing things 😏
I haven't been getting enough credit lately, but trust me, I've been doing things 😏
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Shout out to me
I haven't been getting enough credit lately, but trust me, I've been doing things 😏
I haven't been getting enough credit lately, but trust me, I've been doing things 😏
Being on my period makes me feel like I'm in a world of very nice ice sheets and I am a man with hands that can only destroy
December 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Being on my period makes me feel like I'm in a world of very nice ice sheets and I am a man with hands that can only destroy
Woo yeahh I love when my girlfriend made of teeth gives me head
yyEEEOCH!!!
yyEEEOCH!!!
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Woo yeahh I love when my girlfriend made of teeth gives me head
yyEEEOCH!!!
yyEEEOCH!!!
When I get a house I'm going to keep a bunch of barrels in my upstairs hallway so if anyone ever breaks in I can roll the barrels down the stairs like I'm Donkey Kong.
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
When I get a house I'm going to keep a bunch of barrels in my upstairs hallway so if anyone ever breaks in I can roll the barrels down the stairs like I'm Donkey Kong.
Squirts my Joker juice ALL over da place
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Squirts my Joker juice ALL over da place
Hashtag exploring the body of Amazon dot com
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hashtag exploring the body of Amazon dot com
I'm straight up shivering in my timbers rn wtf bro 🥺😭 this is the price I pay for always being completely under blanket 😭
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I'm straight up shivering in my timbers rn wtf bro 🥺😭 this is the price I pay for always being completely under blanket 😭
I'm in an uncomfortable position but if I move the scary things might get me :(
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I'm in an uncomfortable position but if I move the scary things might get me :(
I heard a noise and oh lawrd IM FRIGHTENED OH GOD IT HAPPENED AGAIN
I just realized it might be the balloons in my room so I'm okay now
NOT BALLONS I DONT THINK WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO BE KILLED 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I just realized it might be the balloons in my room so I'm okay now
NOT BALLONS I DONT THINK WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO BE KILLED 😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I heard a noise and oh lawrd IM FRIGHTENED OH GOD IT HAPPENED AGAIN
I just realized it might be the balloons in my room so I'm okay now
NOT BALLONS I DONT THINK WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO BE KILLED 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I just realized it might be the balloons in my room so I'm okay now
NOT BALLONS I DONT THINK WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO BE KILLED 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bill Gates implies the existence of a Mister Coin Fences…
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Bill Gates implies the existence of a Mister Coin Fences…