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Intermediate Spanish/Beginner Korean.
Knitter. Gamer.
Discord: yarnoffensive
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Read a book!
Intermediate Spanish/Beginner Korean.
Knitter. Gamer.
I think I'm the most excited about playing around with this watercolor card, the reddish browns, sienna shades, and rusts.
I can LIVE in the aqua, blue, purple, pink, and cool shades, but there's some room to see which of these will catch my eye.
I can LIVE in the aqua, blue, purple, pink, and cool shades, but there's some room to see which of these will catch my eye.
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think I'm the most excited about playing around with this watercolor card, the reddish browns, sienna shades, and rusts.
I can LIVE in the aqua, blue, purple, pink, and cool shades, but there's some room to see which of these will catch my eye.
I can LIVE in the aqua, blue, purple, pink, and cool shades, but there's some room to see which of these will catch my eye.
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Thanks to TNT's schedule back in the day, I can't watch How The Grinch Stole Christmas earlier than the 10th or later than the 15th.
Kid picked today, and here we are, watching him just hope and wish them people would've kept the noise low without him calling the HOA.
Kid picked today, and here we are, watching him just hope and wish them people would've kept the noise low without him calling the HOA.
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Thanks to TNT's schedule back in the day, I can't watch How The Grinch Stole Christmas earlier than the 10th or later than the 15th.
Kid picked today, and here we are, watching him just hope and wish them people would've kept the noise low without him calling the HOA.
Kid picked today, and here we are, watching him just hope and wish them people would've kept the noise low without him calling the HOA.
I'm so wanting to knit this in a worsted weight that I have left over from a sweater project. Just a big, grey, warm thing to drape around myself.
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm so wanting to knit this in a worsted weight that I have left over from a sweater project. Just a big, grey, warm thing to drape around myself.
LMAO we're all going to be the traumatized therapy fox.
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
LMAO we're all going to be the traumatized therapy fox.
This chump doesn't offer to help with anything.
Not ONE email replied to, no pivot table input, nothing.
Not ONE email replied to, no pivot table input, nothing.
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This chump doesn't offer to help with anything.
Not ONE email replied to, no pivot table input, nothing.
Not ONE email replied to, no pivot table input, nothing.
My Apple Replay belongs to that Black couple on the block, Ms. Beverly and Mr. Charles.
His car is always pristine, whether it’s the car wash or him washing it while wearing that Myrtle Beach t-shirt, and her hair STAYS in that Anita Baker mode. She has good purse candy.
His car is always pristine, whether it’s the car wash or him washing it while wearing that Myrtle Beach t-shirt, and her hair STAYS in that Anita Baker mode. She has good purse candy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My Apple Replay belongs to that Black couple on the block, Ms. Beverly and Mr. Charles.
His car is always pristine, whether it’s the car wash or him washing it while wearing that Myrtle Beach t-shirt, and her hair STAYS in that Anita Baker mode. She has good purse candy.
His car is always pristine, whether it’s the car wash or him washing it while wearing that Myrtle Beach t-shirt, and her hair STAYS in that Anita Baker mode. She has good purse candy.
I love doing my nails, just taking time to do something nice for myself.
It's much easier than dip and has more longevity than the ole regular glue-on sets I saw my mother rocking years ago.
It's much easier than dip and has more longevity than the ole regular glue-on sets I saw my mother rocking years ago.
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I love doing my nails, just taking time to do something nice for myself.
It's much easier than dip and has more longevity than the ole regular glue-on sets I saw my mother rocking years ago.
It's much easier than dip and has more longevity than the ole regular glue-on sets I saw my mother rocking years ago.
Repeated and concerted harassment of Black women, and you think we gon keep you around because you might've had a song or two that earwormed us?
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Repeated and concerted harassment of Black women, and you think we gon keep you around because you might've had a song or two that earwormed us?
My face when I read that last sentence.
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My face when I read that last sentence.
Anyway, I’m knitting a hat. The yarn is Kelbourne Woolens Germantown and it’s friggin’ great.
October 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Anyway, I’m knitting a hat. The yarn is Kelbourne Woolens Germantown and it’s friggin’ great.
Whole mood today:
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Whole mood today:
If I sign up for this, y'all have every right to cuss me out.
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If I sign up for this, y'all have every right to cuss me out.
There are Keith Haring Blackwings!?!?!?!?!
Please, God, I see what you do for others....
Please, God, I see what you do for others....
September 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
There are Keith Haring Blackwings!?!?!?!?!
Please, God, I see what you do for others....
Please, God, I see what you do for others....
A tricky color to capture, but maybe I can get a few rows knit (and a few pages read) on the back this weekend.
August 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A tricky color to capture, but maybe I can get a few rows knit (and a few pages read) on the back this weekend.
I put on T2 and I guess today is going to be a Terminator movie day.
It started because I saw this on IG this morning.
10am and 12am are where I am.
Let Arnold from the 1st, the T-1000 from the 2nd, and Gabriel Luna's model from Dark Fate come. Some of y'all can't have nice things.
It started because I saw this on IG this morning.
10am and 12am are where I am.
Let Arnold from the 1st, the T-1000 from the 2nd, and Gabriel Luna's model from Dark Fate come. Some of y'all can't have nice things.
![an IG post of a screenshot that says
My emotions
7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: ok I think I overreacted
5pm: another stupid day is over
8pm: if I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pdqi7pq2c5woj2xlyr7h4rzb/bafkreiaiqus5ebqeq7mvvbwaluwl2zsvidd7fwbyd2vpvhbp2qkczepjt4@jpeg)
August 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I put on T2 and I guess today is going to be a Terminator movie day.
It started because I saw this on IG this morning.
10am and 12am are where I am.
Let Arnold from the 1st, the T-1000 from the 2nd, and Gabriel Luna's model from Dark Fate come. Some of y'all can't have nice things.
It started because I saw this on IG this morning.
10am and 12am are where I am.
Let Arnold from the 1st, the T-1000 from the 2nd, and Gabriel Luna's model from Dark Fate come. Some of y'all can't have nice things.
It's not just you. My cousin both have said that this one takes the fucking cake. I won't even lie and act like I didn't cry a lil bit earlier out of frustration.
It doesn't help having virgo and gemini placements, which are most affected.
It doesn't help having virgo and gemini placements, which are most affected.
July 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It's not just you. My cousin both have said that this one takes the fucking cake. I won't even lie and act like I didn't cry a lil bit earlier out of frustration.
It doesn't help having virgo and gemini placements, which are most affected.
It doesn't help having virgo and gemini placements, which are most affected.
Sisqo being Sisqo.
Sir. SIR.
Sir. SIR.
July 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sisqo being Sisqo.
Sir. SIR.
Sir. SIR.
I just chopped some garlic yesterday and put it in a mason jar. So much cheaper than buying a tub of minced garlic and it makes me want to use it more often. The only thing that takes time is the peeling, but the kid helps with that.
July 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I just chopped some garlic yesterday and put it in a mason jar. So much cheaper than buying a tub of minced garlic and it makes me want to use it more often. The only thing that takes time is the peeling, but the kid helps with that.
I clicked to see where it went and it looks like a form asking for my name & email. Googled the source and it's some anti-trump site.
If y'all don't leave me tf alone. Signing a form is going to do what, when there are people in power who can do something about him?
(Istg don't answer this.)
If y'all don't leave me tf alone. Signing a form is going to do what, when there are people in power who can do something about him?
(Istg don't answer this.)
July 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I clicked to see where it went and it looks like a form asking for my name & email. Googled the source and it's some anti-trump site.
If y'all don't leave me tf alone. Signing a form is going to do what, when there are people in power who can do something about him?
(Istg don't answer this.)
If y'all don't leave me tf alone. Signing a form is going to do what, when there are people in power who can do something about him?
(Istg don't answer this.)
I culled the kid's school supply stash so we can start to get what's missing/needed now (September will be here in a blink).
Found an entire 48-count set of (unpictured) Sakura oil pastels that she hardly used, and one of M's former coworkers gave her some Winsor & Newton water-mixable oil tubes!
Found an entire 48-count set of (unpictured) Sakura oil pastels that she hardly used, and one of M's former coworkers gave her some Winsor & Newton water-mixable oil tubes!
July 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I culled the kid's school supply stash so we can start to get what's missing/needed now (September will be here in a blink).
Found an entire 48-count set of (unpictured) Sakura oil pastels that she hardly used, and one of M's former coworkers gave her some Winsor & Newton water-mixable oil tubes!
Found an entire 48-count set of (unpictured) Sakura oil pastels that she hardly used, and one of M's former coworkers gave her some Winsor & Newton water-mixable oil tubes!
Our district sent an email re: plans for unapproved/pending budget parts & how they'll still commit to the kids who need them the most. Curious to see how many join virtual in the fall.
Mercury tardigrade is circling my block, and I'm mildly irked at a lot.
BUT...
I painted today.
Mercury tardigrade is circling my block, and I'm mildly irked at a lot.
BUT...
I painted today.
July 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Our district sent an email re: plans for unapproved/pending budget parts & how they'll still commit to the kids who need them the most. Curious to see how many join virtual in the fall.
Mercury tardigrade is circling my block, and I'm mildly irked at a lot.
BUT...
I painted today.
Mercury tardigrade is circling my block, and I'm mildly irked at a lot.
BUT...
I painted today.
I was JUST thinking (the past few days actually) that I should rewatch from the beginning.
Then, I remember.
I remember the show. I remember the books. I remember the differences between them. (I remember that George still needs to finish a damn book.)
Then, I remember.
I remember the show. I remember the books. I remember the differences between them. (I remember that George still needs to finish a damn book.)
July 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I was JUST thinking (the past few days actually) that I should rewatch from the beginning.
Then, I remember.
I remember the show. I remember the books. I remember the differences between them. (I remember that George still needs to finish a damn book.)
Then, I remember.
I remember the show. I remember the books. I remember the differences between them. (I remember that George still needs to finish a damn book.)