This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible

I love it more than life itself

Not if EYE have anything to say about it!

When we finally get that "The Chiefs Have Been Eliminated From Playoff Contention" tweet.....

Thank you for reminding me. I have chocolate covered cherries in the fridge.

You? Saying something should have been more like Final Fantasy? I said oh I'm sure.

Watching the Saints is like losing chess to a dog