Maybe companies should just own themselves and be beholden to their customers instead of their investors. Crazy thought I know

People significantly underestimate how much automation is going on with social media manipulation. The volume is insane and much of it is indistinguishable from a real account.

Hey. Deep breath. You pile up a lot on yourself to communicate with the world. You can be okay. You can be not okay. But you will still be.

The twist: they're really down-to-Earth and practical. The kind of squirrel who saves diligently for unexpected costs, gets their oil changed on time, and has a geo-tagged list of where they buried their nuts.

Well... Glad you're still alive at least.

Meanwhile...

suburb coyotes: will eat your pets, children, grandmothers

city coyotes: that's just alonze, he does small animal control on night shift and sometimes pops into the bodega for a drink when it's hot

ADHD means you likely also literally have a bunch of unused gift cards you keep forgetting to use...

I feel this.

Specifically at

1:00
1:10
1:20
1:30
1:40
1:50 when I finally stop snoozing my alarm and go get the second dose of the day

The way I started giggling