Back on my Aubrey-Maturin bullshit and sitting at the bar: “Bumpers all, and no heel taps.” I take a shot of goldschlager and immediately start puking confetti.
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Back on my Aubrey-Maturin bullshit and sitting at the bar: “Bumpers all, and no heel taps.” I take a shot of goldschlager and immediately start puking confetti.
The viola was haunting. The vuvuzela was unnecessary.
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The viola was haunting. The vuvuzela was unnecessary.
And the monsieur? I think you will find him quite croque.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
And the monsieur? I think you will find him quite croque.
The company from Alien: Isolation made it a selling point that you could tell their androids weren’t human.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The company from Alien: Isolation made it a selling point that you could tell their androids weren’t human.
Where are the Scoleri Brothers when you need them?
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Where are the Scoleri Brothers when you need them?
The age of super-duty is over. The time of the Kei truck has come.
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The age of super-duty is over. The time of the Kei truck has come.
Many a dark minivan ride have I taken.
“You kids want to listen to some Clutch?”
“Do they sing All I Eat is Pizza?”
“You kids want to listen to some Clutch?”
“Do they sing All I Eat is Pizza?”
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Many a dark minivan ride have I taken.
“You kids want to listen to some Clutch?”
“Do they sing All I Eat is Pizza?”
“You kids want to listen to some Clutch?”
“Do they sing All I Eat is Pizza?”
“Chocolate by the Smothers Brothers, right? Looked like you were mouthing the lyrics”
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Chocolate by the Smothers Brothers, right? Looked like you were mouthing the lyrics”
Toby ended up becoming the leader of the Æsir after falling into that warp gate they kept in the Lincoln bedroom.
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Toby ended up becoming the leader of the Æsir after falling into that warp gate they kept in the Lincoln bedroom.
Right there with you. I even know there is a Spanish version called “Pollo, banana”
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Right there with you. I even know there is a Spanish version called “Pollo, banana”
You need to be Serfmaxxing. Let’s get this gruel fellas.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You need to be Serfmaxxing. Let’s get this gruel fellas.
“Hey man, you may want some tea. Tonight’s song is ‘Pints of Guinness Make You Strong.’ Hope you don’t have a presentation at work tomorrow.”
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Hey man, you may want some tea. Tonight’s song is ‘Pints of Guinness Make You Strong.’ Hope you don’t have a presentation at work tomorrow.”
*Eyes roll back in head*
Booooyyyyyeeeee booooyyyyeeeee
Booooyyyyyeeeee booooyyyyeeeee
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
*Eyes roll back in head*
Booooyyyyyeeeee booooyyyyeeeee
Booooyyyyyeeeee booooyyyyeeeee
Bowl of brown’s triumphant return. Any missing waifs or urchins in the area?
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Bowl of brown’s triumphant return. Any missing waifs or urchins in the area?
The olive’s siren-song
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The olive’s siren-song
He’s voting for his favorite costar and former Washington Bullets center Gheorge Mureșan
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He’s voting for his favorite costar and former Washington Bullets center Gheorge Mureșan
Needs to be wearing Bret the Hitman Hart sunglasses
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Needs to be wearing Bret the Hitman Hart sunglasses
“Proceeds the weedian” as they slowmo down the rue slapping each other on the back celebrating would hit like a hammer
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“Proceeds the weedian” as they slowmo down the rue slapping each other on the back celebrating would hit like a hammer
Some day I’ll be strong enough to delete my work email account from my personal phone.
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Some day I’ll be strong enough to delete my work email account from my personal phone.
My brain is super happy to start a conversation in Spanish, and once the reply comes, it hammers the eject button. “Pretérito? What’s that?”
October 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My brain is super happy to start a conversation in Spanish, and once the reply comes, it hammers the eject button. “Pretérito? What’s that?”