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ACrazedAuthor
@burnt-roachclip.bsky.social
5'7, Unicorn Gilf, 71
Polyamorous, NB
He/She(sometimes)/They/Them
Retired I/T Technician/Writer/Stoner/Cosplayer/Gamer
Higher than a giraffe's balls in Colorado
Age is a number but I'm totally NSFW. Trust me.
That’s a beautiful painting. Now here’s the same one after the rain.
August 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me

When you hold me
In your arms so tight
You let me know
Everything's all right

I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
February 12, 2024 at 12:31 PM
There's nothing normal about bullies. If I could have any dream come true it would be for the bullies to be yanked off the planet and into airless space.
February 12, 2024 at 12:30 PM
I don't have a great answer, but ...
February 12, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Feel better!
February 8, 2024 at 12:27 AM
February 7, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Puns like this bring out the worst in me. Okay. That's it. No more mr knife guy.
February 7, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Why not a Big Fucking Tetrahedron? It's the best way to keep ppl from taking sides.
February 7, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Good, bec. I can't recommend sex with multivitamins. The bottle is usually either too small or too big, the pills get mushy no matter what you do, and generally it gets kinda gross. Also, I'm extra glad you're not related to multivitamins.
February 7, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Time for the judge (well, past time actually) to step in and put a stop to the nonsense. But will they?
February 7, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Sometimes my intrusive thoughts are about fruit. Banana me crazy.
February 7, 2024 at 4:24 PM
You're OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 7, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I understand both distinctions and I think I get why you're making them. Just know there was no offense intended.
February 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM