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I will judge you for putting your dog in a stroller at the mall
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I will judge you for putting your dog in a stroller at the mall
Phantom traffic and rubber necking make me audibly groan.
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Phantom traffic and rubber necking make me audibly groan.
I bet this is when Adam Silver first conceived of the NBA Cup
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I bet this is when Adam Silver first conceived of the NBA Cup
It's 2025 and the doctor's offices aren't accepting my digital insurance card as a new patient. Are people scamming the doctor's office for care? Or are the insurance companies making it tougher to pay out?
September 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's 2025 and the doctor's offices aren't accepting my digital insurance card as a new patient. Are people scamming the doctor's office for care? Or are the insurance companies making it tougher to pay out?
Pirated live sports streams have come a long way. A pirated international 4K stream looks better than whatever you're paying a cable company for.
August 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Pirated live sports streams have come a long way. A pirated international 4K stream looks better than whatever you're paying a cable company for.
Bron Breakker gotta chill with the tanner
August 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bron Breakker gotta chill with the tanner
I can't drink peated whisky anymore.
July 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I can't drink peated whisky anymore.
Yachts are really million dollar homes on boats. I never really understood boating as a way to pass time. However, yachting I would love to try.
June 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Yachts are really million dollar homes on boats. I never really understood boating as a way to pass time. However, yachting I would love to try.
It's no fun covering for the guy that does a ton of work when they take time off.
June 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's no fun covering for the guy that does a ton of work when they take time off.
Do you ever revisit memories and realize how crazy it is that those events actually occurred?
May 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Do you ever revisit memories and realize how crazy it is that those events actually occurred?
I'm not the first nor will I be the last. Raising Cane's sauce is absolutely 🔥. It is not mid
May 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I'm not the first nor will I be the last. Raising Cane's sauce is absolutely 🔥. It is not mid
It's been a minute since anyone has invited a gathering for a book culling
April 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's been a minute since anyone has invited a gathering for a book culling
With tariffs increasing on everything imported into the USa, will America still run on Dunkin if the price of coffee beans increases? Does the pumpkin spice latte become a drink and symbol of the bourgeoisie?
April 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
With tariffs increasing on everything imported into the USa, will America still run on Dunkin if the price of coffee beans increases? Does the pumpkin spice latte become a drink and symbol of the bourgeoisie?
Conversational AI should only reply with jokes, puns, and or Rick Rolling on April 1st. If implemented we shall know the true extent of its pervasive influence on our society
March 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Conversational AI should only reply with jokes, puns, and or Rick Rolling on April 1st. If implemented we shall know the true extent of its pervasive influence on our society
My favorite part of looking at the squad of a national sports team is figuring out who was born and raised outside of the country they are repping or which players have parents that weren't born in the country they rep. It's like watching global migration patterns.
March 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My favorite part of looking at the squad of a national sports team is figuring out who was born and raised outside of the country they are repping or which players have parents that weren't born in the country they rep. It's like watching global migration patterns.
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This is a bigger issue than people realize. Not just jobs lost. But their families losing benefits. Landlords losing tenants. Cities and towns losing revenue. This is how recessions start
Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.
Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.
More accurate, fewer words;
"There are plenty of contractors going under".
A friend furloughed 75% of staff (furlough w/paying for health insurance for three months), 50% exec pay cut, 25% rest of staff to keep as many people w/salary.
PS: Wasn't 18F a government office, not a contractor.
"There are plenty of contractors going under".
A friend furloughed 75% of staff (furlough w/paying for health insurance for three months), 50% exec pay cut, 25% rest of staff to keep as many people w/salary.
PS: Wasn't 18F a government office, not a contractor.
March 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is a bigger issue than people realize. Not just jobs lost. But their families losing benefits. Landlords losing tenants. Cities and towns losing revenue. This is how recessions start
Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.
Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.
Trump's economy is getting rough man. At Costco they're limiting quantities of eggs. Even saw a 30 something woman sitting in a cart being pushed by her significant other.
March 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Trump's economy is getting rough man. At Costco they're limiting quantities of eggs. Even saw a 30 something woman sitting in a cart being pushed by her significant other.
I tried sleeping with an eye mask but I couldn't tell if my eyes were open or closed
February 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I tried sleeping with an eye mask but I couldn't tell if my eyes were open or closed
Trump stop fucking with the avocado prices. I'm already tired of getting these things a week before they're ripe only to cut them open and bruised up
February 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Trump stop fucking with the avocado prices. I'm already tired of getting these things a week before they're ripe only to cut them open and bruised up
Let's go back to just listening to music as an activity
January 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Let's go back to just listening to music as an activity
Should I be concerned if someone close to me has started reading Harry Potter fan fiction?
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Should I be concerned if someone close to me has started reading Harry Potter fan fiction?
Instagram is back to snitching again. They were dry snitching with the notes but now they're getting on the stand to tell everyone.
January 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Instagram is back to snitching again. They were dry snitching with the notes but now they're getting on the stand to tell everyone.
Don't you love it when you're 20 minutes late to a meeting but actually not late because the meeting hasn't started
January 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Don't you love it when you're 20 minutes late to a meeting but actually not late because the meeting hasn't started
I saw Neil Gaiman trending and thought his name was some sort of foreshadowing.
January 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I saw Neil Gaiman trending and thought his name was some sort of foreshadowing.
Not bad but I think I need to go to the movies more often and maybe review a few more films.
January 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Not bad but I think I need to go to the movies more often and maybe review a few more films.