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Burnturtle
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Bro, imagine selling out your country, becoming an American asset and begging for the empire to invaded your country, only for them to do just that and say:

"Nah, fuck the bitch. We'll find a better puppet."
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
As the head of his countries armed forces, wouldn't possession of Machine guns and explosive devices be par for the course?
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I'd give this a like only for Piers Morgan said it..
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I can't understand how I can comfortably watch 10 hours of a series back to back but, squirm when I have to watch a 120 minute film..
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I'm suspecting they might go as far as to 'strongly disapprove' when he invades Greenland.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Spineless..
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Taiwan will be doing some serious sweating this morning.
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Thoughts and prayers..
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm still calling fake on it though.. Andromeda is barely visible with the naked eye and could not be captured that big with a regular camera. Unless the photo was taken through a telescope it is not possible to get this shot..
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
NASA will soon be known as DASA: Donald's Awesome Space Agency
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM