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serving aunt
@burnyourbones.bsky.social
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autist artist typist anarchist and pylon enthusiast
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seeing an unbearable light at the edge of everything & trying to trap it in ink ѧ ѧ ᗗ
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I love how this accidental scrobbling juxtaposition looks like a shot reverse shot from a film

a film I would watch the absolute everliving hell out of, and that I demand someone makes immediately
screenshot of a last.fm this week's plays ranking showing 5 plays of Nadine Shah and 4 of Luke Haines with accompanying images of the artists, Nadine's photo being taken against a dark wood panelled interior through the leaves of a plant, and Luke's being taken peering out from through an ajar wooden door and an ornate set of brocade curtains
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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how does he look exactly like
the grinch stealing the star from a Christmas tree
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
a badly taxidermied cat looking like 😧😩
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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YouTube thumbnail from the 1976 Nationwide report The Curious Case Of The Upside Down Library
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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got a vampire poem out in Bowery Gothic if you would like to have a read of it

www.bowerygothic.com/poetry-2025-...
screenshot of Bowery Gothic's cover image, a black and white picture of the open zip of what looks like a body bag, with the words Edition XI: Fall 2025 Poetry | Prose in a white gothic font
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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post your favourite Lord Of The Rings Character, wrong answers only
Mystic Meg, wearing a huge pair of gold Pat Butcher earrings and an amazing red organza cape jacket thing with a massive raised collar, holding a crystal ball aloft in two hands with red nail varnish on her nails
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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we can make this work
Jeeves, with the automated caption underneath him reading "And why aren't you sitting down Comrade Jeeves?" Bertie Wooster standing next to series 3 era Aunt Dahlia, with the automated caption reading "we've heard many stories of your exploits in the fight against capitalism"
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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me as ur bsky therapist
still from Supercampeón by Carles Congost showing Genis Segarra, a person with brown hair and a red top smoking a cigarette, next to Mr CD Eyes, a disturbing looking humanoid dummy with a blonde wig and eyes made out of cds, and underneath is the caption "one the one hand, so what and in the other hand, who cares."
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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listen to Blood Work
a blonde woman in a grey business suit pointing a rifle at a 90s computer
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Gareth's work sent him a ring light and it's like being raptured. I can hear the angels singing
a white woman with dyed pink/red hair wearing a pink jumper and winged eyeliner with light on her face looking overawed and delighted, with a mirrored dressing table and an open door in the background
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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the decks remain unclear

but I did procrastination make kiwi curd from scratch. sure. of course. does Gareth even like either kiwis or curds? this interview is over
three jars, one large and two small, lined up on a dark countertop, containing a green substance that I assure you is kiwi curd
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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if you can think of a simpler way of exchanging long protein strings I'd like to hear it
Simpsons screenshot from the Treehouse of Horror episode where Kang and Kudos have taken over the bodies of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole and a drmocrat staffer gets out of a van to admonish them for holding hands.
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
an older woman with white hair in a big quiff wearing a pink fur trench coat, a zigzag patterned pink dress, a large silver necklace and sunglasses, sitting in an ornate white chair against an orange background, holding a loaf of bread
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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worth it I rec
a sketchbook held open with bulldog clips showing a page of a black and white collage of cut up images of spikes, shadows, jagged torn paper, grids, lace edging and lines, focussing around a picture of a man's hand with a picture of rays of light and shadow juxtaposed as if coming out of it. over the images are cut out words reading "HERE'S AN ENIGMATIC FIGURE who looms previously harmless" "in side his office, a skeletally thin old man verging on dangerous"
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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fellow auts does anyone else get this, where the inside of your ear is randomly super sensitive and really hurts from just a tiny hair touching it. I feel like I google it every few months and get these same couple relevent results and nothing else. am I gonna end up having to get this haircut 😩
screenshot from a website saying "detected. Once that was solved, the head banging stopped. My autistic daughter once pulled her hair out all around one ear, completely bald. She was later diagnosed with an ear infection. She had never complained or cried to me about the pain. What can we do to help individuals with autism develop body awareness / interoception?" screenshot from Reddit saying "The only issue is... some days, my ears become extremely sensitive and I don't know why. I figure it's an autism thing. My ears get so sensitive that even a small, single hair touching my ear brings so much discomfort to the point that it manifests itself as a terrible gnawing itch, and sometimes even some pain. If there's a lot of hair near my ear, not only is it itchy but it becomes unbearably hot. I've tried multiple things to try to solve this issue, including:" screenshot from Reddit saying "Reddit r/AutismInWomen 50+ comments. 2 years ago DAE have a sensory sensitivity to their own hair?: r/AutismInWomen My hair drives me INSANE when it brushes past my ear canal. It feels like there's hair stuck in my ear. Sadly due to this I often hurt my ..." Simpsons football player Mattingley, who Mr Burns keeps wrongly accusing of having sideburns, standing looking sad with all the hair on the sides of his head shaved off
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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me, a middle aged white woman with dyed pink hair and dark roots, wearing a large beige 70s pair of glasses, a brown check raincoat, a pink and red striped woolly scarf, and a leopard print headscarf, looking downwards at the camera, with a rainy street behind me and speckles of raindrops on my glasses
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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ok I'm in
screenshot of Wikipedia reading "Saint Andrew's Eve edit In parts of Ukraine, Germany, Austria, Slovakia, Poland, Russia, and Romania, a superstitious belief exists that the night before Saint Andrew's Day is especially suitable for magic that reveals a young woman's future husband or that binds a future husband to her.[20] The day was believed to be the start of the most popular time for vampire activity, which would last until Saint George's Eve (22 April).[21] In Poland, the holiday Andrzejki is celebrated on" with the "the most popular time for vampire activity" part underlined in blue
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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everything is too muching too much but I am doing my silly little crafts
a white persons hand with red nail varnish holding a french knitting dolly made of a toilet roll tube and hair grips wrapped in pink masking tape with red wool coming out a white persons hand with red nail varnish holding a french knitting dolly made of a toilet roll tube and hair grips wrapped in pink masking tape with red wool coming out, shown held so that the vortex of stitches inside is visible
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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the real horror story was the care we didn't take of one another along the way
a collage of a red and pink line drawing of the art pillars in Ancoats with black and white copies of two of my recent tattoos (a haunted house and a heart padlock with some spooky steps into the unknown and dark drips coming out and a photo booth strip of 4 black and white pictures of me, a white woman with hair that appears dark, wearing a respirator mask, posing holding another mask up, and a portable air filter in subsequent pictures. There is a neon pink background.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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The no take only throw meme with the dog and ball but with "no trustworthiness, only trust!"
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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You can also listen to the entire short story performed by me, as well as other stories from the same project, for free and with no need to sign up for anything, here

you-are-here.captivate.fm/listen
A green and yellow flyer with a picture of a standing stone on it in the corner and a round photograph of some lawn boules, and the words a sense of place, Levenshulme old library, you are here, Hette Phillips Lingam Vitae, a short story from chapel Street park
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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my lovely lovely local bookshop is closing (but fielding offers on potential buyers of the business so 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 that someone takes it over) so obviously I had to pop in to pay my regards and pick up some reading matter, but look what else I came home with 👀😍 gonna keep my paintbrushes in her head/scarf
a delightfully grumpy looking moulded child head ceramic vase of a girl wearing her hair in pigtails and a floral headscarf. I'm holding it in my hand and there's a dark green wall in the background
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Next one is January 3rd
Two racks of clothes, showing many dresses including a white strawberry print milkmaid dress and a black dress with a white collar and lacework birds on it and my friend Jo, a white woman with brown hair, wearing a green respirator mask, a red tweed coat and green trousers, and holding a gold sequin dress
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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are you in Manchester today? are you plus sized? do you love free clothes, community, and safe clean air? well have I got the clothes swap for you
Flyer showing a ghost on a spooky purple background with text saying PLUS SIZE CLOTHES SWAP Bring clothes you don't want and Swap them for ones you do! SIZE 16/L+ ALL GENDERS ま3-5 ENTRY FACE MASKS REQUIRED (Spares available) 13TH SEPT 1-5 IST NOV I-5 @FATSWAPSTOP LEVENSHULME OLD LIBRARY.CROMWELL GROVE. MANCHESTER • M1930E. WHEELCHAIR ACCESS✓ Flyer showing a snow person holding bags full of clothes and wearing multiple hats, with text saying Masked Plus Size Clothes Swap 1-5PM Levenshulme Old Library Cromwell Grove Manchester MU3QE Instagram: @levymaskedfatswap @fatswapstop all genders £3-5 Suggested entry size 16 & up masks required (free available) wheelchair access air purifiers November 1st January 3rd March 7th bring & take as much as you want- no max. or min amount A fat white person with green hair wearing a respirator mask and a colorful stripy dress and neon pink tights with black and white cowboy boots standing next to a rail full of colorful patterned clothes with a table behind them with a yellow sign saying "BOTTOMS" on it lol Two fat white people with dyed hair, one green and one pink, wearing respirator masks and one in a silver spangly two-piece trouser suit and the other wearing a matching silver spangly dress, standing in front of a rail full of clothes
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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check out this absolutely stonking patisserie smorgasbord my friends brought round
My friends Adam and Jo sat in my Garden looking very delighted with the box of spooky cakes from Longbois they've bring (A white man and woman, him dressed in navy blue and her in a brick red herringbone tweed overcoat and olive green baggy corduroy trousers, with cakes shaped like a zombie a worm a spider and a graveyard on a pink folding table with coffee cups with orange sunbursts on them) a pair of legs in green corduroy trousers and a red tweed coat, and a Longbois box with cakes shaped like a zombie a worm a spider and a graveyard on a pink folding table with coffee cups with orange sunbursts on them
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM