Brian Vassar
@burphel.bsky.social
(He/him/whatever), kamaʻāina Hawaiʻi, emergency nurse, union member, socialist, triathlete, retired motorcycle racer, Eagle Scout, Navy brat. If you post pictures of critters, there's a good chance I'll digitally boop them.
Hrm... this actually brings up a good point. For Musk, Trump, hell, any of the Epstein-listers; if a foreign government indicts them, when political sanity is restored, we could just rubber-stamp their extraditions. No worries about getting a Trump judge who won't recuse, etc.
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Hrm... this actually brings up a good point. For Musk, Trump, hell, any of the Epstein-listers; if a foreign government indicts them, when political sanity is restored, we could just rubber-stamp their extraditions. No worries about getting a Trump judge who won't recuse, etc.
He hasn't renamed it "Trump Kennedy Space Center" yet?
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
He hasn't renamed it "Trump Kennedy Space Center" yet?
Jorts over here "I am but a humble orange cat, but ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???"
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Jorts over here "I am but a humble orange cat, but ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???"
You mean like when people are kidnapped, prevented from contacting their families, and then sent to a foreign country where they don't speak the language? That kind of human trafficking?
Because I'm talking about ICE.
Because I'm talking about ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
You mean like when people are kidnapped, prevented from contacting their families, and then sent to a foreign country where they don't speak the language? That kind of human trafficking?
Because I'm talking about ICE.
Because I'm talking about ICE.
I mean, come on. We all know he's not actually going to pay them, right?
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I mean, come on. We all know he's not actually going to pay them, right?
If you see an otter sneaking into a pub...
No. You. Didn't.
No. You. Didn't.
December 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you see an otter sneaking into a pub...
No. You. Didn't.
No. You. Didn't.
Nah, when it's a country, it's an act of war.
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Nah, when it's a country, it's an act of war.
Any bets on whether they cut back watering the golf courses?
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Any bets on whether they cut back watering the golf courses?
How bad is it when Piers fuckin' Morgan dunks on you for being an insufferable sack of shit?
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
How bad is it when Piers fuckin' Morgan dunks on you for being an insufferable sack of shit?
When this is over (assuming it doesn't end with the collapse of the constitution, which isn't a given) the first thing that needs to happen is impeaching these six as a whole for violating their oaths of office.
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When this is over (assuming it doesn't end with the collapse of the constitution, which isn't a given) the first thing that needs to happen is impeaching these six as a whole for violating their oaths of office.
Dear press: do your job and get his fool ass to admit he ordered the no-survivors policy.
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Dear press: do your job and get his fool ass to admit he ordered the no-survivors policy.
So, are we sending the Jan 6 terrorists back to their cells since he autopenned most of their pardons?
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So, are we sending the Jan 6 terrorists back to their cells since he autopenned most of their pardons?
It's like he's constantly stuck in Brendan Tanev's team picture pose. Sorry, Brendan, it's not your fault...
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's like he's constantly stuck in Brendan Tanev's team picture pose. Sorry, Brendan, it's not your fault...
Kind of like how they're boiling their raw milk and wanting to inject themselves with a weaker version of a virus...
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Kind of like how they're boiling their raw milk and wanting to inject themselves with a weaker version of a virus...
We literally saw what he tried to do the first 4 years. And a significant number of Americans voted to bring him back and take down the safety rails.
two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land
ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land
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November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We literally saw what he tried to do the first 4 years. And a significant number of Americans voted to bring him back and take down the safety rails.
Some day, you're gonna want to take off that red hat...
a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him
Alt: a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him
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November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Some day, you're gonna want to take off that red hat...
Borderlands 2D edition!
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Borderlands 2D edition!
More like orgasmic crisp...
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
More like orgasmic crisp...
"His own people" are people with his last name. And not even all of them.
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"His own people" are people with his last name. And not even all of them.
Waiting for the insurance lobbyists to flip a few Republicans towards saving the ACA...
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Waiting for the insurance lobbyists to flip a few Republicans towards saving the ACA...
Can the guard be federalized if they're already active on a state mission? Seems to me this solves several problems at once.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Can the guard be federalized if they're already active on a state mission? Seems to me this solves several problems at once.
It also wastes resources in *every* emergency room in the country. Because nobody can get in to see their own doctor for a sick note these days.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It also wastes resources in *every* emergency room in the country. Because nobody can get in to see their own doctor for a sick note these days.