Burrecker
@burrecker.bsky.social
you put da lime in da coconut and stuff it up ya butt.
Dog/cat/ferret/worm wrangler. Rock finder, rock pocketer, rock hoarder. I don't stop talking about Port Townsend.
Dog/cat/ferret/worm wrangler. Rock finder, rock pocketer, rock hoarder. I don't stop talking about Port Townsend.
Talking about how Kyle's toes are all the same length.
Kyle: You just need to understand that toes come in all shapes and sizes.
Me: Not yours.
Kyle: You just need to understand that toes come in all shapes and sizes.
Me: Not yours.
May 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Talking about how Kyle's toes are all the same length.
Kyle: You just need to understand that toes come in all shapes and sizes.
Me: Not yours.
Kyle: You just need to understand that toes come in all shapes and sizes.
Me: Not yours.
In the kitchen with the windows open.
Me: I hear ya.
Kyle: Who?
Me: Crow.
Kyle: No, don't talk to the crows please.
Me: I WILL talk to the crows
Me: I hear ya.
Kyle: Who?
Me: Crow.
Kyle: No, don't talk to the crows please.
Me: I WILL talk to the crows
May 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In the kitchen with the windows open.
Me: I hear ya.
Kyle: Who?
Me: Crow.
Kyle: No, don't talk to the crows please.
Me: I WILL talk to the crows
Me: I hear ya.
Kyle: Who?
Me: Crow.
Kyle: No, don't talk to the crows please.
Me: I WILL talk to the crows
Baachman Park with Faith and all of our wild ass children (thank you, Shara poopoo Mcgoo for showing me this place ♥️)
April 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Baachman Park with Faith and all of our wild ass children (thank you, Shara poopoo Mcgoo for showing me this place ♥️)
This baby landed on me in the coffee drive thru. Stayed for several minutes to clean its feetsies. I was hoping the person working wouldn't hurry because I wanted there to be plenty of time for this guy to fly off without stinging me like I deserve.
April 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This baby landed on me in the coffee drive thru. Stayed for several minutes to clean its feetsies. I was hoping the person working wouldn't hurry because I wanted there to be plenty of time for this guy to fly off without stinging me like I deserve.
Neon straws cut to use as beads for leis
April 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Neon straws cut to use as beads for leis
Preparing to make leis with kindergartners
If they'll allow me to hangout with the cool, young people crowd
If they'll allow me to hangout with the cool, young people crowd
April 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Preparing to make leis with kindergartners
If they'll allow me to hangout with the cool, young people crowd
If they'll allow me to hangout with the cool, young people crowd
Shara made my stinky family and I treats for Easter and gave the kids bubbles. 😭😭 How friggin SWEET (as are the yummy snacks.)
April 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Shara made my stinky family and I treats for Easter and gave the kids bubbles. 😭😭 How friggin SWEET (as are the yummy snacks.)
Odin, re:choosing who drops him off: "I guess I can deal with Mom today. "
I'm gonna bodyslam him.
I'm gonna bodyslam him.
April 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Odin, re:choosing who drops him off: "I guess I can deal with Mom today. "
I'm gonna bodyslam him.
I'm gonna bodyslam him.
How many sq.ft. does an outside enclosure for my kids have to be
April 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
How many sq.ft. does an outside enclosure for my kids have to be
Kicking the shit out of a cushion.
I cropped his butthole because IDK how to accept payments for those kinds of images rn
I cropped his butthole because IDK how to accept payments for those kinds of images rn
April 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Kicking the shit out of a cushion.
I cropped his butthole because IDK how to accept payments for those kinds of images rn
I cropped his butthole because IDK how to accept payments for those kinds of images rn
7 year old told me to stick a fidget spinner up my butt
April 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
7 year old told me to stick a fidget spinner up my butt
One of the cool games my baby created for me was: Mixing the rice into the flour bin so I get to sift rice out while I bake. 🥰
April 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of the cool games my baby created for me was: Mixing the rice into the flour bin so I get to sift rice out while I bake. 🥰
Well alright. Good for another round or two.
(It's not. It disintegrated teehee)
(It's not. It disintegrated teehee)
April 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Well alright. Good for another round or two.
(It's not. It disintegrated teehee)
(It's not. It disintegrated teehee)
My milkshake brings some boys to the yard
They're like,
There are flies and a hair in this milkshake
I'm like, no refunds bye
They're like,
There are flies and a hair in this milkshake
I'm like, no refunds bye
April 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My milkshake brings some boys to the yard
They're like,
There are flies and a hair in this milkshake
I'm like, no refunds bye
They're like,
There are flies and a hair in this milkshake
I'm like, no refunds bye
Lil baby stink mink Larry
April 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Lil baby stink mink Larry
Get dehydrated, nerds
April 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Get dehydrated, nerds
They're holding a limbo stick, chanting my name. Asking how low I can go.
I'm in my grave, 6 feet below the earth.
I'm in my grave, 6 feet below the earth.
April 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
They're holding a limbo stick, chanting my name. Asking how low I can go.
I'm in my grave, 6 feet below the earth.
I'm in my grave, 6 feet below the earth.
I wasn't home so he yelled at Kyle for a change. Good.
April 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I wasn't home so he yelled at Kyle for a change. Good.
Pinky shell. AND Shara brought me iced coffee. ❤️
April 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pinky shell. AND Shara brought me iced coffee. ❤️
Kyle, gesturing to the laundry pile: You should get the kids to help with this. That's why we had them.
Me: We wouldn't need help if we didn't have them.
Kyle: Oh yeah. We didn't plan this out very well.
Me: We wouldn't need help if we didn't have them.
Kyle: Oh yeah. We didn't plan this out very well.
April 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Kyle, gesturing to the laundry pile: You should get the kids to help with this. That's why we had them.
Me: We wouldn't need help if we didn't have them.
Kyle: Oh yeah. We didn't plan this out very well.
Me: We wouldn't need help if we didn't have them.
Kyle: Oh yeah. We didn't plan this out very well.
Rainbow tomatoes and ?? peppers my big boy planted
April 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Rainbow tomatoes and ?? peppers my big boy planted
Knife in a pillowcase. These kids scare me.
April 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Knife in a pillowcase. These kids scare me.