Mr. Perschbacher
@bushpocker.bsky.social
Tired. Always tired. Darn tired.
Reader of books. Writer of stories. Doodler of doodles. Husband of https://bsky.app/profile/virgiknia.bsky.social
Reader of books. Writer of stories. Doodler of doodles. Husband of https://bsky.app/profile/virgiknia.bsky.social
Almost done drafting this email I’ve been working on since November.
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Almost done drafting this email I’ve been working on since November.
My Bears look good, but Philly looks like ass today.
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My Bears look good, but Philly looks like ass today.
If you’re a Bears fan, make sure to take your beta blocker at halftime.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If you’re a Bears fan, make sure to take your beta blocker at halftime.
Can’t wait for Thanksgiving so I can ask my uncle what president he’d like to go down on.
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Can’t wait for Thanksgiving so I can ask my uncle what president he’d like to go down on.
I’ve never read more emails in my life.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’ve never read more emails in my life.
My dad got some great shots of the aurora but said the Bears are still not making the playoffs.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My dad got some great shots of the aurora but said the Bears are still not making the playoffs.
Are we even sure Epstein existed in the first place?
July 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Are we even sure Epstein existed in the first place?
Oh, so it’s ACTUALLY called that, huh? How are there no adults in government?
May 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Oh, so it’s ACTUALLY called that, huh? How are there no adults in government?
I’m finally accepting that the U.S. hasn’t had an exceptional leader for more than 0.025% of its lifetime.
May 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m finally accepting that the U.S. hasn’t had an exceptional leader for more than 0.025% of its lifetime.
My Bluesky feed is also from the world of John Wick.
May 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My Bluesky feed is also from the world of John Wick.
The new pope is from Chicago, so you know he deepdish whitesoz mallooort LSDitka 68 dnc Super Bowl Shuffle!!!
May 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The new pope is from Chicago, so you know he deepdish whitesoz mallooort LSDitka 68 dnc Super Bowl Shuffle!!!
Breaking: God turns out to be Walter Payton, picks Chicago pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Breaking: God turns out to be Walter Payton, picks Chicago pope
As a millennial, I’m tacitly responsible for the scourge of boho shabby-chic, so I get why Republicans would want to cancel art entirely.
May 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
As a millennial, I’m tacitly responsible for the scourge of boho shabby-chic, so I get why Republicans would want to cancel art entirely.
It’s wild that none of us talk about how shitty Amazon.com looks.
May 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s wild that none of us talk about how shitty Amazon.com looks.
Pam Bondi looks like the corpse of Anya Taylor-Joy.
May 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Pam Bondi looks like the corpse of Anya Taylor-Joy.
If you’re not occasionally uncomfortable. Challenged. Afraid or tense. Taking risks and making tough choices.
You have my deepest sympathies.
You have my deepest sympathies.
April 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you’re not occasionally uncomfortable. Challenged. Afraid or tense. Taking risks and making tough choices.
You have my deepest sympathies.
You have my deepest sympathies.
No mirror bleaker than the one you face while doing squats at the gym.
April 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
No mirror bleaker than the one you face while doing squats at the gym.
I always reckoned Trump as OUR problem, some reflection of our darkest minds and media and unabashed greed. But it’s become evident that our stillborn American dream is now the collective nightmare of an entire planet. Every hour a deeper plummet. Every day a fresh abyss.
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I always reckoned Trump as OUR problem, some reflection of our darkest minds and media and unabashed greed. But it’s become evident that our stillborn American dream is now the collective nightmare of an entire planet. Every hour a deeper plummet. Every day a fresh abyss.
It’s every holiday when Kid Rock’s in town.
April 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s every holiday when Kid Rock’s in town.
I get a lot of ads for pheromone-enhanced fragrances that promise to make ladies REAL horny, but why can’t they make one that smells like video games and pizza and beer for us dudes?
March 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I get a lot of ads for pheromone-enhanced fragrances that promise to make ladies REAL horny, but why can’t they make one that smells like video games and pizza and beer for us dudes?
Getting all my fiber and whiskey this week like a big boy.
March 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Getting all my fiber and whiskey this week like a big boy.
Why don’t they just make the whole hummus out of the relish in the middle?
March 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Why don’t they just make the whole hummus out of the relish in the middle?
So Matt Gaetz was too shitty to be in THIS administration. That’s gotta sting.
March 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So Matt Gaetz was too shitty to be in THIS administration. That’s gotta sting.
Dude. You haven’t seen The Matrix? Fuck… dude. The Matrix… dude. You gotta see The Matrix. Holds up dude. Fuck… The Matrix… The Matrix… The Matrix…
March 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dude. You haven’t seen The Matrix? Fuck… dude. The Matrix… dude. You gotta see The Matrix. Holds up dude. Fuck… The Matrix… The Matrix… The Matrix…
Trump’s just like a bull in a china shop… or like a human trafficker in a nightclub… or an ape in a shit-throwing contest.
March 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trump’s just like a bull in a china shop… or like a human trafficker in a nightclub… or an ape in a shit-throwing contest.