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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 3h

going 2 bed

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 5h

my $474 monthly 😍🥰

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 5h

my mother, for 3 years, was a weight loss coach for a famous, very temperamental actor I’m not gonna say who but i am gonna say that they were on 30 rock; because with that reveal there’s still like half a dozen to chose from there

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 5h

this is my student loan debt

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 5h

no but it’s funny you say that I just got an URGENT SHUT OFF notice from them today even tho I thought I paid so saga apparently not over

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 5h

I’ll take it btw

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 5h

I could’ve gotten like a ps5 controller or an electric self heating coffee mug but I wanted like a big bag of items I wanted to feel like a kid fuck a controller

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 5h

- big pikachu plushie
- big Mario kart banana plushie
- LED backlights for tv
- standing lamp LED but soft tone
- house decor (art, trinkets, fake potted plants, video game memorabilia
- smiskis
- webcam
- D&B coffee mug
- D&B coffee tumbler
- D&B beer glass
- Fujifilm mini Polaroid camera (big item

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 5h

the last slash on the jackpot round has whatever button assigned to it desensitized for that instance only. You need to tomahawk punch it with both fists clasped together to get it to register properly 🥰

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 5h

one time I figured out how to get jackpot every time on the Kung Fu Panda fruit slicing game at Dave and busters, won 75000 tickets over a few days with like $50ish of tokens

I came back again and they removed it. they removed kung fu panda from the Times Square Dave and Busters because of me

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 6h

got a sprite + iced tea beverage at the corner store… it’s fucking terrible 😩

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 6h

the “almost 30 and never had a partner god you must suck” rhetoric really doesn’t help me trying to better myself and put myself out there for something foundational and loving if ppl are just gonna have that judgement at the onset

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 6h

when the world keeps telling u if ur not getting into relationships at all theres something wrong with u it’s hard to not think there’s something wrong with u instead of putting ur best foot forward sometimes

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 7h

POV: ur my tube of toothpaste and I need to squeeze you into a coil to get every last load of the paste

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 9h

it’s for a good cause

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 9h

need $36,487 so bad rn

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 11h

truuuuu eureka springs gays rise up

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 12h

woke cock wednesday! dick pics only from those who’ve referenced the ADL or SPLC in an online argument, thank you!!!!

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 22h

need a boyfriend to do this as a Halloween costume w me

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 22h

another day being mentally tortured for a salary

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 1d

IM GAY IM ON A DIFFERENT TIME TABLE

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 1d

brother is getting married this week im officially ‘the last one’

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 1d

why in the hell do I need to upkeep maintenance knowledge of a device I don’t even own god I had car supremacy

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 1d

I’ve never owned a car!!!!!

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 1d

it’s like yea I know how to change a tire and I have before but I do it so infrequently im gonna just need to watch the 2 minute YouTube video real quick

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