!krys¡
@bustycrustacean.bsky.social
medium rare maximum shitposter
Yes, it’s me, your busty crustacean
Yes, it’s me, your busty crustacean
I’m gonna have to premake e-vites for my funeral and have them sent out to a list when I go cause I refuse to have to rise from my grave to tell someone they can’t be at my funeral when I’m supposed to be resting in peace
February 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’m gonna have to premake e-vites for my funeral and have them sent out to a list when I go cause I refuse to have to rise from my grave to tell someone they can’t be at my funeral when I’m supposed to be resting in peace
Late night thoughts
February 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Late night thoughts
T swizzle dates for songspo im actually convinced of this gang
February 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
T swizzle dates for songspo im actually convinced of this gang
that orange in office is so dumb that he’d probably hear the cocomelon theme song once and declare it our national anthem
February 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
that orange in office is so dumb that he’d probably hear the cocomelon theme song once and declare it our national anthem
my house post-cleaning has me smoking a cigarette outside like I just got fucked
February 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
my house post-cleaning has me smoking a cigarette outside like I just got fucked
Some of u are crazy starting drama w politicians I’m crazy in the way I’m abt to sell my feet pics off Craigslist for extra cash
January 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Some of u are crazy starting drama w politicians I’m crazy in the way I’m abt to sell my feet pics off Craigslist for extra cash
If i ever meet a president i don’t like is it against the law for me to call them “professor [name]” that’s like the same vibe. Right
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If i ever meet a president i don’t like is it against the law for me to call them “professor [name]” that’s like the same vibe. Right
Why do I feel like I’m scrolling through bumble rn
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Why do I feel like I’m scrolling through bumble rn
[while pulling a fat fucking grav] the dynasty is falling it takes 250 years for a dynasty to fall we’re on year 245 baby the dynasty is falling
[after hitting a cup of pure milk]
RAGER
[after hitting a cup of pure milk]
RAGER
January 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
[while pulling a fat fucking grav] the dynasty is falling it takes 250 years for a dynasty to fall we’re on year 245 baby the dynasty is falling
[after hitting a cup of pure milk]
RAGER
[after hitting a cup of pure milk]
RAGER
A story about an ailing woman in ancient England traveling to the countryside with her best friend who urged her to leave the city and her obviously asbestos filled house and shitty poopy streets and detached husband
January 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A story about an ailing woman in ancient England traveling to the countryside with her best friend who urged her to leave the city and her obviously asbestos filled house and shitty poopy streets and detached husband
BEAUTIFUL. GORGEOUS
both of these little guys need homes ✨
check ‘em out under “embroidery art” in my shop 🖤
#shopsmall #artmarket #bsnm #originalart #decor #art #embroidery #craft
check ‘em out under “embroidery art” in my shop 🖤
#shopsmall #artmarket #bsnm #originalart #decor #art #embroidery #craft
January 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
BEAUTIFUL. GORGEOUS
Who must I seduce to get an outfit like this
January 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Who must I seduce to get an outfit like this
My bad fellas it’s cross stitching fr
January 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My bad fellas it’s cross stitching fr
I’m makin embroidery who wanna see the end result
January 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m makin embroidery who wanna see the end result
What do u bitches know abt breaking down in ur Alma mater’s costume shop department
January 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What do u bitches know abt breaking down in ur Alma mater’s costume shop department
I’ll never introduce a male of interest to anything I genuinely like bc I’ll never give him the opportunity to invest in it with me and ruin it for me when that male inevitably breaks my heart (I’m also a lesbian)
January 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I’ll never introduce a male of interest to anything I genuinely like bc I’ll never give him the opportunity to invest in it with me and ruin it for me when that male inevitably breaks my heart (I’m also a lesbian)
Spent my Christmas Eve getting drunk with a bunch of actors and hunting a prize throughout the theatre I work in. Life is good
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Spent my Christmas Eve getting drunk with a bunch of actors and hunting a prize throughout the theatre I work in. Life is good
Don’t pmo. I’m crazy. I’ll wash the coffee mug you’ve been seasoning for five years
December 24, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Don’t pmo. I’m crazy. I’ll wash the coffee mug you’ve been seasoning for five years
had an actor today tell me that I looked so cute when I giggled. Baby you should hear me when I bark
December 24, 2024 at 1:23 AM
had an actor today tell me that I looked so cute when I giggled. Baby you should hear me when I bark
when I say eye contact I mean look into my soul. Eat my eyes with your eyes
December 21, 2024 at 8:54 PM
when I say eye contact I mean look into my soul. Eat my eyes with your eyes
Roombas are just brita filters for the floor
December 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Roombas are just brita filters for the floor
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NEW JWST IMAGE OF NGC 2566!!! 🌌
image credit: ESA/Webb, NASA & CSA, A. Leroy
image credit: ESA/Webb, NASA & CSA, A. Leroy
December 18, 2024 at 6:33 PM
NEW JWST IMAGE OF NGC 2566!!! 🌌
image credit: ESA/Webb, NASA & CSA, A. Leroy
image credit: ESA/Webb, NASA & CSA, A. Leroy
If I must be awake then awake I must be
December 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
If I must be awake then awake I must be
Patti lupone walked so Trisha Paytas could run
December 18, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Patti lupone walked so Trisha Paytas could run