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Matt Butler
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I've seen this time and time again. They just pull up to the house with the "sorry we missed you" card, put it in the mailbox and take off without even a knock
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Also are we just going to ignore the fact that Franklin is Canadian?
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I saw that blow up real fast. And I can understand in part, that she automatically associated prescription with medication. But also... Lenses are covered in grade 6 science so... 🤷‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Reposted by Matt Butler
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
That looks amazing!
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I can't put a deck on the front of my house without 18 different permits and checking with 3 different utilities. How does this happen to the Whitehouse during a shutdown?
October 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Definitely the latter. The expression I can relate to. But I know way too well the harms that can be hiding in those groups.
October 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
But laughing like a weirdo is the best way to ensure social distancing 🤣
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh look. It turns out, they knew.
bsky.app/profile/gabr...
October 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM