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Once apologized to a mailbox. Hockey, coffee, psychotherapy research. He/him
Some people like an everything bagel, I prefer a hypothetical bagel.

I wait until Summer, go to Montreal. Spend weeks making friends with locals. Phase two: ask them. I go there and order the most basic one.

I now have a Montreal-style bagel and I’m in Montreal in Summer with new friends.
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
If I’d been told they traded Sherwood for two 2nds back in October I’d probably shrug and think that sounds about right. The problem is I got Insider-pilled over time into dreaming bigger- shame on me for being fooled by the discourse™!
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Did the interview take place at Brooks Brothers? Was Rutherford wearing a hotdog costume?
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Central nervous system
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Also tiresome: playing hockey, to Evander Kane, as seen on this play
January 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Ah yes, the Town Square
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What came first, the chicken or whatever the hell this thing is, hang on I’m calling the restaurant
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Gary Bettman: “hello, Gary Bettman’s phone, Gary speaking”

“Hi, so we have a proposal for the all star game… you’re gonna want to hear this”
October 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Lekkerimäki vs the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play
October 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
He’s got so many detractors mixed in with the true believers. I’d say someone like Stan Smyl, Trevor Linden or Markus Naslund— see, I feel bad now, where I don’t feel bad criticizing Pettersson. For me, that’s the vibe that says overrated: I want to boo myself.
a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me
media.tenor.com
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We’re getting the band back together!

The band: youtu.be/Ypb2D1D9J6E
Careless Whisper 【Trombone Champ】
YouTube video by 東哥
youtu.be
July 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s loin-girding time everybody!
a man with sweat coming out of his nose and mouth
Alt: Jordan Peele, sweating profusely
media.tenor.com
June 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
he’s clearly had some work done. by work I mean, “badly put back together by horses after falling off a wall”
May 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Magatha Christie
April 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This one is a bit out of left field (and feel free to disagree) but I’d say The Boys (at least the two and a bit seasons I’ve seen).
April 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’d say you’re fine. The upshot is you might make some new like-minded friends.
March 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Fast period with very few whistles. A couple scramble Silovs saves overshadowed by Arvid Soderblom’s glove hand going full Dan Cloutier in the final minutes and here we are 2-0.
March 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That puck last night was like a knock on the door to the great beyond. Myers third eye opened and (we should have known) it’s located on his neck.
February 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Singer: Oh Say Can You See…
18,000 people in unison: RESPECTFULLY, WE EXPRESS OUR PROFOUND DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE CURRENT LEADERSHIP OF THE UNITED ST
February 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Mr. Burns: Are you saying [silence] or [silence]-urns?
February 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Somewhere a GM is writing on the back of a napkin: boo anthem, player goes on LTIR, cap circumvention?
February 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM