Kyle Parker
@buttdancecity.bsky.social
My son often prefers his mama so bedtime can sometimes feel like I'm just waiting around. I gave this assessment out loud after my son chose to brush his teeth with his mama. Shortly realized that I had spent the last 10 minutes talking about rainforests and looking at google earth with him 🤷♂️
June 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My son often prefers his mama so bedtime can sometimes feel like I'm just waiting around. I gave this assessment out loud after my son chose to brush his teeth with his mama. Shortly realized that I had spent the last 10 minutes talking about rainforests and looking at google earth with him 🤷♂️
Perks of being the dad of 4 year old who loves Monster Jam and just got a rubber ducky with a mohawk is you get to name it "Moquack Warrior" #nichedadjokes
June 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Perks of being the dad of 4 year old who loves Monster Jam and just got a rubber ducky with a mohawk is you get to name it "Moquack Warrior" #nichedadjokes
Seeing the joy in my 3 year old hearing the clip I used from Taylor Swift’s Wildest Dreams for a Tik Tok I made of his mama 3 years ago while we listened to the full song will be my new high to chase. We preceded to listen to it on repeat while he danced and told his mama “Mama!! Here it comes!!”
November 25, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Seeing the joy in my 3 year old hearing the clip I used from Taylor Swift’s Wildest Dreams for a Tik Tok I made of his mama 3 years ago while we listened to the full song will be my new high to chase. We preceded to listen to it on repeat while he danced and told his mama “Mama!! Here it comes!!”