Omg give back the cats now. They don’t belong to you. Miserable sack.

Return emily’s cats. You’re truly a despicable person.

Please return those cats to emily. The best time to return them was yesterday, but the next best time is today. Make this right. Don’t be a garbage human.

It's very pathetic and evil of you to steal your ex's cats. If you have any love left for her in that deplorable heart of yours, you'll return them. And while you're at it, go invest in a bidet. Being crusty is not it.

Forcing people to openly admit to having the most personal trauma just so they have the “right” to have an opinion, or fantasy is gross. Ultimately nobody knows but them. It took a long time for me to come to terms with what happened to me. I don’t know everyone’s truths, but I’ll defend them.

It’s wild how many supposed young adult alternative queer progressives treat sex like they’re bible school children.