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"Customer: I'd like to buy a letter S. Scribe: A normal S or a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull? Customer: Hmmm. Not sure I'm totally sold. Could you make it female? Scribe: Buddy, you're not going to believe this..." [image of a Medieval musical manuscript featuring a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull, with her titties out.]
July 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Steamed Hams Aurora bit, but: Chalmers (Pointing at an obese young man dressed in a T-shirt bearing the words "I'm #1 so why try harder"): "Good Lord! Who is that?" Skinner: "Fatboy Slim." (It isn't, the photo is of an unnamed participant of the 1983 Fat People's Festival in Danville, Virginia.) Chalmers: "Fatboy Slim!?" Chalmers: "Right Here" Chalmers: "Right Now" Chalmers: "Right Here" Chalmers: "Right Now"
November 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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4-panel Calvin & Hobbes strip. p. 1: Dad, alone in frame calls out to Calvin: "Hey, Calvin! Guess what time it is!" Calvin, from out of image: "Why, what time is it?" p. 2: Dad, leaning into frame from the left: "It's a very *special* time!" C., extremely hyped: "Oh boy, oh boy! What time is it?" Dad: "Do you really want to know?" p.3: C., losing it: "Yes, yes! Tell me! Tell me! Quick! Please! Yes!" Dad: "*It's LOSS time! Oh boy!!*" p.4: Dad stands contemplating the crushed remains of Calvin. (It's loss.)
March 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM