What the fuck did I just read? Is she on some kind of drug that makes that coherent?

A wonderful story about cute bunnies. Which for some reason I’m not allowed to show the gremlins…

Noooooo! Cast iron does not go on top of the dishwasher! It goes *inside* the dishwasher - how else does it get cleaned!

Something tells me I will regret asking this, but this is the internet so it has to be asked…

Does that include Cerberus or the Cyclops?

Their analytics have clearly determined that your scrotum is either normal or abnormal. You are just going to have to buy the book to find out which it is…

How is that legal? You are both under duress and (provably) under the influence of drugs. Surely both of those things invalidate any contract you agree to at that time?

Not a fan of the pink and yellow monstrosity? 😝

Do you think they would add Mr Blobby to the rotation if you asked nicely?

Is there a hot water pipe (or hot air duct) warming the floor there? #cat loves sleeping in the most awkward spots because that’s where the heating runs and the floor is warm (plus if she gets tripped over she gets apology treats…)

Ah! In that case you want the party blower things that unroll a paper tube when you blow them. At 2, they end up more than a little soggy from spit, so make sure you have plenty to provide replacements…

That age is too young for a recorder. You want Yellies. They are sound activated spider things that go faster the louder you yell at them…

If (when) they rule against birthright citizenship, will it be possible to argue that as an immigrant the US courts don’t have jurisdiction over you as if they did, you would be a citizen? And more importantly, do it without going down the sov cit insanity hole…