Pulling up to your function like kitchen nightmares Gordon Ramsay digging in the fridge and acting disgusted

Middle school is crazy because you tell the wrong kid you like lord of the rings and next thing you know he’s calling you Dildo Faggins for the next 3 years

How it feels to have strong opinions on various teen drama shows

Hey bro I heard your girl showed up to the diy comedy show wearing pink or purple which meant she was single and ready to mingle. I’m so sorry that happened bro I’m sure she didn’t know

I would skullfuck pawn star Rick at the negotiation table with ease