buttonskill.bsky.social
@buttonskill.bsky.social
Engineer, Skynet sympathizer, music breather, German Shepherd's roommate
Listing "Applied Scientist" as your job title feels equal parts ambiguous and condescending.

The other scientists are applying themselves the best they can.
December 23, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Feels pretty bold to call yourselves the "Masters of the Universe" when you struggle for decades to contain a meager rebellion of 10-15 insurgents wielding the combined IQ of a graham cracker.
December 10, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Now, I don't even bat an eye when a black cat crosses my path.

But I saw 2 Cybertrucks on the road within a 25 min window, and I feel like I might need an exorcist, or at least a sage bath.
December 7, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Why is everyone's surprised? It's not her first big lie. I still feel betrayed.

Need I remind you, she was Hannah Montana the whole time.
ew.com/miley-cyrus-...
Miley Cyrus denies Bruno Mars plagiarism allegations, files to dismiss lawsuit
Miley Cyrus has denied allegations that she plagiarized Bruno Mars' 'When I Was Your Man' when writing her hit 'Flowers,' filing to dismiss the copyright infringement lawsuit over the two songs.
ew.com
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM