Buxton Nine
@buxton9.bsky.social
Associate Professor of Humanities
All opinions are my own. Resist the Regime.
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He/him
All opinions are my own. Resist the Regime.
🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🇪🇺
He/him
Now do Ashli Babbitt, you couch humper.
January 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Now do Ashli Babbitt, you couch humper.
Everyone in the room:
a close up of a woman 's face with a surprised look on her face
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a confused look and forced laugh, responding to a complete and utter imbecile
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Everyone in the room:
They know that calling someone Florida Man is not a compliment, right?
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
They know that calling someone Florida Man is not a compliment, right?
Milton: On the Tenure of Kings and Magistrates
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Milton: On the Tenure of Kings and Magistrates
This douche devalues a Duke education daily.
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
This douche devalues a Duke education daily.
She needs to look at Chicago as an example. TACO backs down to strength.
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
She needs to look at Chicago as an example. TACO backs down to strength.
Cool. So IDs will be free and have a digital option? Election Day will be a Federal holiday? Voting will be mandatory for eligible voters?
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Cool. So IDs will be free and have a digital option? Election Day will be a Federal holiday? Voting will be mandatory for eligible voters?
Get her a pole and the 8am shift.
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Get her a pole and the 8am shift.
Why can’t DJT be more like CK?
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why can’t DJT be more like CK?
Show us the college transcripts and tax forms then.
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Show us the college transcripts and tax forms then.
I hope he has a physically debilitating stroke that leaves him just alive enough to watch the next President take his name off of everything.
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I hope he has a physically debilitating stroke that leaves him just alive enough to watch the next President take his name off of everything.
My brain hurts reading the short transcript.
December 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My brain hurts reading the short transcript.
How much tax-funded ink was wasted on those dot matrix printed photos?
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How much tax-funded ink was wasted on those dot matrix printed photos?
That moronic buffoon can’t even do the simplest things correctly.
December 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That moronic buffoon can’t even do the simplest things correctly.
Someone has the sads that her 15 minutes is up.
December 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Someone has the sads that her 15 minutes is up.
I absolutely love this.
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I absolutely love this.
All during Cabinet meetings
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
All during Cabinet meetings
Congrats on finishing the 5K, Gloria!
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Congrats on finishing the 5K, Gloria!