Idiot Doom Spiral
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Downstairs neighbors woke up my entire family again at 4:00am, with their dumbass drunken EDM DJ sets. Open to suggestions for petty revenge.
March 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Downstairs neighbors woke up my entire family again at 4:00am, with their dumbass drunken EDM DJ sets. Open to suggestions for petty revenge.
Son just turned 5, and has now reached his "constant info-dumping about dinosaurs" phase...
March 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Son just turned 5, and has now reached his "constant info-dumping about dinosaurs" phase...
God, I can't wait to get Botox again #geriatricpregnancy
March 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
God, I can't wait to get Botox again #geriatricpregnancy
At what age is it acceptable to let your child watch Jurassic Park?
(I saw it in theaters at age 7 and had nightmares about velociraptors for months, BUT it still remains one of my favorite movies to this day)
(I saw it in theaters at age 7 and had nightmares about velociraptors for months, BUT it still remains one of my favorite movies to this day)
March 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
At what age is it acceptable to let your child watch Jurassic Park?
(I saw it in theaters at age 7 and had nightmares about velociraptors for months, BUT it still remains one of my favorite movies to this day)
(I saw it in theaters at age 7 and had nightmares about velociraptors for months, BUT it still remains one of my favorite movies to this day)
Playing Beat Saber with the window open is the same as exercising outside, right?
February 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Playing Beat Saber with the window open is the same as exercising outside, right?
The LEGO Jurassic World cartoon is better than the movie. Not that that's saying much, but still.
February 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The LEGO Jurassic World cartoon is better than the movie. Not that that's saying much, but still.
Update: I didn't get sick!
I'M INVINCIBLE!
I'M INVINCIBLE!
Kid was sick all week, and now my husband's sick...
a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to a skeleton and saying `` looks like im next '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to a skeleton and saying `` looks like im next '' .
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February 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Update: I didn't get sick!
I'M INVINCIBLE!
I'M INVINCIBLE!
Pregnant, but craving sushi so bad
a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
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February 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Pregnant, but craving sushi so bad
8:24am Sunday morning. Downstairs neighbors are playing their EDM (this is weird even for them). Upstairs neighbors' toddler is apparently running laps around their apartment.
Remind me to never live on the middle floor of a 3-flat ever again. 🥴
Remind me to never live on the middle floor of a 3-flat ever again. 🥴
February 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
8:24am Sunday morning. Downstairs neighbors are playing their EDM (this is weird even for them). Upstairs neighbors' toddler is apparently running laps around their apartment.
Remind me to never live on the middle floor of a 3-flat ever again. 🥴
Remind me to never live on the middle floor of a 3-flat ever again. 🥴
I just did my first workout in three months. It was only a low intensity 20 min aerobic workout, but I think I'm dying now
February 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I just did my first workout in three months. It was only a low intensity 20 min aerobic workout, but I think I'm dying now
My 4yo, while I'm trying to wash his hair in the bathtub:
"Ahhh, stop throwing it in my eyes! My eyes are important!"
"Ahhh, stop throwing it in my eyes! My eyes are important!"
February 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My 4yo, while I'm trying to wash his hair in the bathtub:
"Ahhh, stop throwing it in my eyes! My eyes are important!"
"Ahhh, stop throwing it in my eyes! My eyes are important!"
I already don't want to get up tomorrow
February 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I already don't want to get up tomorrow
How my son pranked me today:
He said, "Mom, someone's calling you on your phone!" I came over to look at my phone, and... There was a dinosaur sticker on it.
That was it, that was the whole prank
He said, "Mom, someone's calling you on your phone!" I came over to look at my phone, and... There was a dinosaur sticker on it.
That was it, that was the whole prank
February 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
How my son pranked me today:
He said, "Mom, someone's calling you on your phone!" I came over to look at my phone, and... There was a dinosaur sticker on it.
That was it, that was the whole prank
He said, "Mom, someone's calling you on your phone!" I came over to look at my phone, and... There was a dinosaur sticker on it.
That was it, that was the whole prank
Kid was sick all week, and now my husband's sick...
a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to a skeleton and saying `` looks like im next '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to a skeleton and saying `` looks like im next '' .
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Kid was sick all week, and now my husband's sick...
I keep waking up with bloody noses, and my kid is on day 3 of a fever. I hate winter.
February 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I keep waking up with bloody noses, and my kid is on day 3 of a fever. I hate winter.
Start new video game, or just play Mass Effect again? 🤔
February 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Start new video game, or just play Mass Effect again? 🤔
Sorry I have to miss stand-up today, my cat's being too snuggly
February 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sorry I have to miss stand-up today, my cat's being too snuggly
My kid ate all of his dinner, a dessert, then demanded like four more snacks throughout the night. 🧐 Growth spurt incoming?
February 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My kid ate all of his dinner, a dessert, then demanded like four more snacks throughout the night. 🧐 Growth spurt incoming?
So much doom and gloom, makes me not want to even open this app
February 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So much doom and gloom, makes me not want to even open this app
After a long struggle with unexplained secondary infertility, one miscarriage, and IVF, I am pregnant! 🎉 It's nerve-wracking, but I have made it to 12 weeks, and all ultrasounds and tests are looking good so far! 🤞 Just sharing here for my bluesky friends.
February 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
After a long struggle with unexplained secondary infertility, one miscarriage, and IVF, I am pregnant! 🎉 It's nerve-wracking, but I have made it to 12 weeks, and all ultrasounds and tests are looking good so far! 🤞 Just sharing here for my bluesky friends.
4yo referred to the washer as "Mom's laundry washing machine." Like specifically, it's mine. 😆🥴
January 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
4yo referred to the washer as "Mom's laundry washing machine." Like specifically, it's mine. 😆🥴
It has been 0 days since my downstairs neighbors woke me up by playing loud EDM/techno music in the middle of the night
January 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It has been 0 days since my downstairs neighbors woke me up by playing loud EDM/techno music in the middle of the night
Having kids is great because you can watch SpongeBob with them
January 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Having kids is great because you can watch SpongeBob with them
Fucking gestapo shitheads.
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January 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Fucking gestapo shitheads.
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