you call it “cucumbers in vinegar” i call it a “quick pickle”
January 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
you call it “cucumbers in vinegar” i call it a “quick pickle”
my grandpa would be very upset if he heard the connections group was sandwich types and grinder wasn’t in there. the man loved his i-talian grinders (and would’ve died again if he knew what Grindr is)
December 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
my grandpa would be very upset if he heard the connections group was sandwich types and grinder wasn’t in there. the man loved his i-talian grinders (and would’ve died again if he knew what Grindr is)
the amount of praise i’ve gotten from my coworkers for eating breakfast would make you think i never eat breakfast (i don’t)
December 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
the amount of praise i’ve gotten from my coworkers for eating breakfast would make you think i never eat breakfast (i don’t)
this day is moving through molasses
December 18, 2024 at 11:25 PM
this day is moving through molasses
and a Merry Fuck You to shoveling snow.
December 13, 2024 at 5:28 PM
and a Merry Fuck You to shoveling snow.
gonna ask what ceo gets it next at family dinner on sunday
December 13, 2024 at 1:43 AM
gonna ask what ceo gets it next at family dinner on sunday
i like watching boys kiss
December 11, 2024 at 8:23 AM
i like watching boys kiss
for just pennies a day, you could help support this species important to the mall ecosystem, keeping the invasive karen population in check
December 11, 2024 at 12:08 AM
for just pennies a day, you could help support this species important to the mall ecosystem, keeping the invasive karen population in check
if i thirst after a guy now, is that considered straight behavior? cause that would take the joy out of it
December 10, 2024 at 5:48 AM
if i thirst after a guy now, is that considered straight behavior? cause that would take the joy out of it
i’ve hit low points but i’ve never microwaved a totino’s pizza and i think that counts for something
December 8, 2024 at 10:27 PM
i’ve hit low points but i’ve never microwaved a totino’s pizza and i think that counts for something
brb gonna get my orchiectomy at claire’s. who’s in?
December 4, 2024 at 1:53 AM
brb gonna get my orchiectomy at claire’s. who’s in?
nonverbal pacing at the function
December 2, 2024 at 12:53 AM
nonverbal pacing at the function
an older lady came into the store and said “hello ladies” and I was so excited and said hello back.
she said “oh, sorry sir, i’m pretty blind”
😐
she said “oh, sorry sir, i’m pretty blind”
😐
December 1, 2024 at 3:56 AM
an older lady came into the store and said “hello ladies” and I was so excited and said hello back.
she said “oh, sorry sir, i’m pretty blind”
😐
she said “oh, sorry sir, i’m pretty blind”
😐
as a woman in retail, why the fuck is anyone doing returns on black friday?
November 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
as a woman in retail, why the fuck is anyone doing returns on black friday?
abolish the orange Welch’s fruit snack
November 29, 2024 at 11:10 PM
abolish the orange Welch’s fruit snack
left dinner, finally time to get drunk and watch Alice Maio Mackay’s Carnage for Christmas
November 29, 2024 at 2:17 AM
left dinner, finally time to get drunk and watch Alice Maio Mackay’s Carnage for Christmas
chat, why the fuck is my family discussing the vacations they want to take but they’re all surrounding Mormon history?
November 28, 2024 at 11:41 PM
chat, why the fuck is my family discussing the vacations they want to take but they’re all surrounding Mormon history?
my family’s annual “draw what you’re thankful for” activity: Wine, Women, Wellbutrin
November 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
my family’s annual “draw what you’re thankful for” activity: Wine, Women, Wellbutrin
i bought this to organize some art supplies but i think i should get another one for the sauce packet drawer
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
i bought this to organize some art supplies but i think i should get another one for the sauce packet drawer
i had a dream they stopped making pink lemonade, it was very distressing
November 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
i had a dream they stopped making pink lemonade, it was very distressing
men should be so embarrassed. i ask them “how’s the prep for tomorrow looking” and they’ve all laughed it off, saying it’s not their department. “but you at least do the dishes, right?” “no, that’s when football starts”
November 28, 2024 at 12:01 AM
men should be so embarrassed. i ask them “how’s the prep for tomorrow looking” and they’ve all laughed it off, saying it’s not their department. “but you at least do the dishes, right?” “no, that’s when football starts”
gonna fry ravioli like potstickers
November 25, 2024 at 3:15 AM
gonna fry ravioli like potstickers
i don’t think the holiday season starts until i watch The Holdovers
November 25, 2024 at 2:09 AM
i don’t think the holiday season starts until i watch The Holdovers
saw Wicked last night, lot of things I have mixed feelings on but the theater kid in me is gonna watch these movies like people watch Peter Jackson's LOTR extended editions.
November 22, 2024 at 10:39 PM
saw Wicked last night, lot of things I have mixed feelings on but the theater kid in me is gonna watch these movies like people watch Peter Jackson's LOTR extended editions.