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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing
@bvbodegom.bsky.social
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Emerging author of horror, sci-fi and more. Seeking representation. #Dis father of four. Gamer. 🇳🇱 Forever DM. Querying DAD BODIES (2 fulls/1 partial out, Big 5 interest) Writing HAPPY DEATH INC. Born in the 80's.
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · Aug 16
CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END

When their detective friend is murdered during their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must rely on years of #TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written campaign.
#PosterPitQ #A #H #M #Posterpit
This is a horror movie-style poster for "DAD BODIES" with the tagline "THE GAME JUST TOOK A DAD TURN." The design features a large D20 die (showing numbers 19, 1, 7 and 13) at the center top, surrounded by blood splatter effects against a dark background with a gothic manor silhouette.Six men are arranged around the bottom portion, each showing expressions of terror or shock with hands raised defensively. They're labeled with names: Vincent, Sam, Troy, Hank, Marv, and Dave. The poster includes several review quotes in decorative frames: "I had to stop eating" and "OMG" and "EW! Haha!!" all attributed to beta readers.The poster credits "Written and Directed by B. van Bodegom" at the top and includes a "BIG 5 INTEREST" badge. At the bottom is a movie rating-style disclaimer with "RESTRICTED" rating and warnings about strong language, violence, and adult content.
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 2h
so do the dads 😃
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 3h
❤
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 3h
CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END

When their detective friend is murdered during their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must rely on years of #TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign.
#DVpit #A #H #M
The image, made with free non-AI stock pictures, shows a horror-comedy novel cover titled "DAD BODIES." The top of the cover reads "THE GAME JUST TOOK A DAD TURN" with "DAD" in a different color. The background features a haunted house with multiple towers and illuminated windows against a dark backdrop. At the center is a 20-sided die (D20) used in tabletop role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons, with visible numbers including 1, 7, 13, and 19. The die is surrounded by red blood splatter effects. At the bottom of the cover are six men with expressions of terror and shock. One man is wearing a white shirt over his head. These men are the dads referenced in the title.
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 4h
and tears 😜
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you!!😀
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 6h
as long as it's not a crit fail ;D So far so good!! Thanks for the support!
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 6h
CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END

When their detective friend is murdered during their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must rely on years of #TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign.
#DVpit #A #H #M
The image, made with free non-AI stock pictures, shows a horror-comedy novel cover titled "DAD BODIES." The top of the cover reads "THE GAME JUST TOOK A DAD TURN" with "DAD" in a different color. The background features a haunted house with multiple towers and illuminated windows against a dark backdrop. At the center is a 20-sided die (D20) used in tabletop role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons, with visible numbers including 1, 7, 13, and 19. The die is surrounded by red blood splatter effects. At the bottom of the cover are six men with expressions of terror and shock. One man is wearing a white shirt over his head. These men are the dads referenced in the title.
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 7h
Hope to bring it you and yours in the future!
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 7h
Yay! :D
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 7h
Thanks!! 😁
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 7h
CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END × JUMANJI

🧔 Middle-aged Dad Ensemble
🎲 TTRPG Nerds
😱 Co(s)mic Horror
🤔 But also Mystery
👻 Supernatural Folklore
🏰 Victorian Manor
🌙 Dark & Stormy Night

#DVpit #A #H #M #Dis
The image, made with free non-AI stock pictures, shows a horror-comedy novel cover titled "DAD BODIES." The top of the cover reads "THE GAME JUST TOOK A DAD TURN" with "DAD" in a different color. The background features a haunted house with multiple towers and illuminated windows against a dark backdrop. At the center is a 20-sided die (D20) used in tabletop role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons, with visible numbers including 1, 7, 13, and 19. The die is surrounded by red blood splatter effects. At the bottom of the cover are six men with expressions of terror and shock. One man is wearing a white shirt over his head. These men are the dads referenced in the title.
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
Gladly ;D
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
Thanks!!😄
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
It was such an awesome project to write! :D
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you!
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you so much for your support 😁
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
Thanks!!
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
Sometimes I pundered if I punned too hard..
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
Thanks! It was sooo fun to write 😁
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you 😃 I had a blast writing it!
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
My first one was 'How many dads does it take to solve a murder?' 😀
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
Thanks!😁
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
<3
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 8h
CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END

When their detective friend is murdered during their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must rely on years of #TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign.

#DVpit #A #H #M #Dis
The image, made with non-AI free stock images, shows a horror-comedy novel cover titled "DAD BODIES." The top of the cover reads "THE GAME JUST TOOK A DAD TURN" with "DAD" in a different color. The background features a haunted house with multiple towers and illuminated windows against a dark backdrop. At the center is a 20-sided die (D20) used in tabletop role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons, with visible numbers including 1, 7, 13, and 19. The die is surrounded by red blood splatter effects. At the bottom of the cover are six men with expressions of terror and shock. One man is wearing a white shirt over his head. These men are the dads referenced in the title.
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B. van Bodegom 📃is querying & writing @bvbodegom.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you!