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Probably not, but I'm still gonna watch it.
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Ocean’s Clone Saga
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Wasn't George Clooney killed off in Ocean's 8? I guess he got better. Or faked it.
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The Fall Guy director David Leitch will reportedly helm the next heist.

www.avclub.com/george-cloon...
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Rise of the Guardians

Seriously, it’s true. It was directed by Peter Ramsey, who went on to co-direct Into the Spider-Verse. It’s actually more important than one may assume, as it made him the first African-American person to direct a big budget animated feature film.
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Throw in Thorg and then it’ll be a party
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Also…dogs? Is there anything anti-dog in Islam? Because I’ve never heard that as a stereotype before.
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@acefawkes.bsky.social I saw you liked the first one, but I felt the need to adjust my wording.
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I would find it insufferable at best if a bunch of strangers kept sending me AI junk of a departed loved one. Good on Zelda Williams for speaking out against this awful, tone deaf behavior and the gross technology that has enabled it.
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Zelda Williams has asked people to stop sending her AI slop videos of her father Robin Williams:

"It’s dumb, it’s a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it’s NOT what he’d want"

"You’re not making art, you’re making disgusting [stuff] out of the lives of human beings .. [and] art and music"
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Reporter: A family of tigers has escaped from a wildlife reserve, and are currently circling the home of comedian/actor Jamie Kennedy. All attempts to capture the tigers or evacuate Jamie Kennedy have failed. What do you we should do?

Trump: I didn’t like the movie Rocky III. Too sweaty for me.
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Yeah. But it’s an impulse that exists and it’s a factor.
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Apparently, yes. I was surprised too.
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It ultimately does, even with the best made movies and shows. There'll be people who genuinely didn't like it who decide to make it well known, people turning on it simply for the rush that comes from being contrarian, and even people who decide they just don't want to watch it because of the hype.
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Lord help me if my IRL friend ever learns of this pumpkin.
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Between this and the worst skit of the most recent SNL episode, I’m starting to expect that the reputation/conversation of K-Pop Demon Hunters will be rather different by the time its sequel comes out.
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Glenn Powell, best known for appearing as the “long fingered boy” from the very real looking video game world in the spy action-comedy film Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
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Once I thought of it, I just couldn’t resist.
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Sure, I can name a movie with a six scene. Multiple scenes, in fact.

In the 2009 film 9, the character 6 appears at various points throughout.
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If it weren’t for Jumanji, I probably would’ve interpreted this differently.
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On Earth 27, he and Karl Urban are brothers.
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And the villain would be…The Belgian! A man in a flag of Belgium 🇧🇪 ski mask who bludgeons people to death with a waffle iron and chirps like a common kestrel instead of speaking!

…I’ve never seen the Big Lebowski, and this probably demonstrates that fact well.
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Yes, all of the soda pop! The Pepsi, the Sprite, the Fanta, and even the Pibb Xtra!
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Can’t say I was rooting for him, but yeah, we need someone with true menace energy.
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Behold the demonic chant used to summon Belphegor, demon of sloth!
Papas fritas extra grandes
Culo grande y apestoso
Mi lata de laca está vacía
Un triciclo lleno de pegatinas
Amo a mi tía abuela
Tres gatos geniales
No puedes parar el olor
Eres mi pequeño refresco
Horneando pan con mi primo
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Yeah, I found it to be very style-over-substance.