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⌂ 🝗ᴄᴄⲉɴᴛʀɪᴄ ℟ⲉᴄʟᴜꜱⲉ. ֍ ᛖᴏᴏᴅʏ Ḯɴꜰᴊ.
“A buℓℓshϊt shϊt-αss shϊthεαd αsshοℓε.”
—𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝒀𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔
“Α ‘comρℓϊcαtεd’ sουℓ.”
—𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒕𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄
“Mϊsυndεrstοοd … prοbαbℓγ.”
—𝑽𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑭𝒂𝒊𝒓
“A buℓℓshϊt shϊt-αss shϊthεαd αsshοℓε.”
—𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝒀𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔
“Α ‘comρℓϊcαtεd’ sουℓ.”
—𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒕𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄
“Mϊsυndεrstοοd … prοbαbℓγ.”
—𝑽𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑭𝒂𝒊𝒓
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARRGHH!
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARRGHH!
Given how that sustained vocalization (or whatever I'd call that) terminated in a stiff sneeze, I was wondering if he had let his unbounded exuberance for sniffing (that DEFINES him, man) jump the rails for a sec, and he accidentally hoovered one of the bed bugs in that sleeper cell up his snoot.
February 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Given how that sustained vocalization (or whatever I'd call that) terminated in a stiff sneeze, I was wondering if he had let his unbounded exuberance for sniffing (that DEFINES him, man) jump the rails for a sec, and he accidentally hoovered one of the bed bugs in that sleeper cell up his snoot.