Since remixes and mashups are fair game, I generally prefer this in my head when the original does play:

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Rules of the game:

• Grab the nearest book.
• Turn to page 42.
• Find the second sentence.
• Post the sentence with the hashtag & write the rules as a reply.
• Don’t look for your favorite, coolest or wittiest book. Go for the closest.

In fairness I bought the first book and made it a couple of chapters in… before I left the book in a friend’s car never to be seen again.

There is a great disturbance in the cave. A flurry of insect activity that sounds as if a million voices suddenly cried out in terror and then suddenly were silenced as the swarm around my body vanishes.

I apologized to everyone in my current campaign when I chose to play a monk. Because action action bonus action flurry of blows and then I move from here to there and fiddle with the doorknob on my turn and you just wait I’m not done yet

I like and hate the idea of an initiative pass feeling so stressful and anxiety inducing. Though yes I hate it when players sit and think and think and think and then swing a sword (I guess).

I’m curious to see where Kid Rock and Ted Nugent will land. I’m sure they’re both in the running for some position or another.