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He stayed a LOT off the front lines.
January 23, 2026 at 1:23 PM
He stayed a LOT off the front lines.
Really hard to get a leash over the antlers, though.
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Really hard to get a leash over the antlers, though.
Put a lid on it.
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Put a lid on it.
We’ll never forget this one - store it in your trunk.
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
We’ll never forget this one - store it in your trunk.
Hang in there, stud.
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Hang in there, stud.
I like this can-do attitude.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I like this can-do attitude.
In our case, I thought calgon took her, but my dad swore it was the 22-year old blond guy at the auto parts store.
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
In our case, I thought calgon took her, but my dad swore it was the 22-year old blond guy at the auto parts store.
Worst Bond villain ever.
January 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Worst Bond villain ever.
Many of us, too, have been fired first day on the job.
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Many of us, too, have been fired first day on the job.
Baby mama has a mama baby.
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Baby mama has a mama baby.
Not wearing pants when I drive is slax evasion.
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Not wearing pants when I drive is slax evasion.
Wow, and he’s gotta wear Depends, too.
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Wow, and he’s gotta wear Depends, too.
Someone really should clamp down on this type of humor.
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Someone really should clamp down on this type of humor.
Nothing gets burned at Subway except Subway itself.
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Nothing gets burned at Subway except Subway itself.
“Grandpa, go back in the den and watch the football game.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Grandpa, go back in the den and watch the football game.”
It’s crazy that there was so much of it going on they had to post a sign.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s crazy that there was so much of it going on they had to post a sign.
Sure, it’s country music legend JD Vance.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sure, it’s country music legend JD Vance.
We loved you, Larry. You had good taste.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We loved you, Larry. You had good taste.
To be fair, that does make it easier to spot soup snipers.
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
To be fair, that does make it easier to spot soup snipers.
God forbid they raise money for a worthy cause.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
God forbid they raise money for a worthy cause.
I knew her. We got her. And her dad went all Charles Bronson on us.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I knew her. We got her. And her dad went all Charles Bronson on us.
It’s just a frosting warning.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s just a frosting warning.
Probably excited about the tree, too.
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Probably excited about the tree, too.