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Glorp
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I know the guy who blurted out "time value of money" concept is burning in hell rn what a fucking jackass
September 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"Why are we celebrating mediocrity?" -guy who thinks his life is a movie
August 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
They should put martabak as the eighth deadly sins
August 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
After newjeans fell out the world just went downhill
June 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Hakarigacor99
May 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Still remember the moment I listened to euphoria an hour it came out on my way home from work my head was bopping the entire time while getting confused trying to understand the lyrics and went "ooooh⁉️⁉️⁉️" when I got some of the lines
April 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Marxist leninist marhaenist nenengrosdiyanist
April 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Ts pasomf (this shit put a smile on my face) 🥰
April 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
3 things certain in life: death, taxes, jadi pepes naik kereta dari stasiun transit manggarai
March 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Cried in mrt yesterday after I watched the video of why bu Sumarsih kept protesting every thursday for 18 years. I hope she gets to see justice in her timeline
March 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Bingung sama kereta jurusan angke di manggarai, kan ada 2 peron tuh di peron 1 lama banget standby nya sedangkan di peron 2 orang kegencet mulu. Kenapa ga jalan langsung aja ya bingung
March 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just reached the 100 Mill score on balatro and the joker unlocked sucks ass‼️‼️‼️
February 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Kanye fans keep saying this is their "last straw" everytime kanye tweets is so funny 🤣
February 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is my frame getting smaller or did my shirts get stretched? The fat man dilemma 😔
February 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The juca johnson trade is crazy! 😱
February 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
*thinking cap off* I don't feel like thinking today 🫤
January 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Don't shoot the messenger" what if they're annoying?
January 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Pegel banget ngurusin bpjs tk berapa hari belakangan ini, gara gara salah nama ibu kandung doang (yang salah input juga bukan gue)
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i 'm tired , boss . ''
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i 'm tired , boss . ''
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Accidentally updated twitter and my god it sucks ass
December 24, 2024 at 10:32 AM
#til gooning is not simply just masturbation, but edging in a long period of time that you reach a hypnotic, trance-like state. I don't think I've ever done that, sounds insane
December 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Benci banget kalo makan risol mayo telor sama dagingnya langsung ketarik semua pas gigitan pertama 😡💢
December 15, 2024 at 4:10 PM
If you rly think abt it rudolph is a DEI hire
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose is sitting on a bed next to a snoopy card .
ALT: a stuffed reindeer with a red nose is sitting on a bed next to a snoopy card .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2024 at 1:01 PM
went to a restaurant yesterday and the toilet is on the second floor with no ramp to go up for wheelchair smh baffling to me how some restaurants still don't care for disability access in 2024
December 8, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Future becoming my top artist bcs I only listened to We don't trust you while commuting and working and too lazy/focused to change the album lmao. Plus the top songs from 5-1 are sequential to WDTY (except for young metro idk what happened)
December 4, 2024 at 4:05 PM