Please, chew my food first.

Unfortunately not literally. Many people who are not me wish otherwise.

It even ages beautifully in the back of your fridge! The longest we've held out is 7 years. Delicious, little crystals, all you could hope for.

god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude

Cindy Lou Who Done It

No he's bad, I just went defensive with the gag.

Don't know why y'all gotta Flame Thomas.

"I wrote procedures in How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, under the nine steps:

1: Remove their identity

2: Reject their reality

3: Resist their will

4: Block validation

5: Assign guilt

6: Protect the vulnerable

7: Cultivate external allies

8: Take the focus

9: Create the alternative" #3E