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TIL....

Hangxiety 🥲
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Realtor: the plumbers couldn't finish their work because there was an abandoned car in the way

Me: 500-word essay on the fact that we got that *out of commission* car out of the way in half an hour and you didn't communicate jack about extent of work, access, and needs so 🖕
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Smelling food right about when I've finally cultivated enough sleeping bugs...👺
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Lmao the moment where I gush over what looks to be a fairly original eschler then see another one that'd been reno'd and it's like the soul of the house has been masticated and spat out into the pavement
September 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
...three (3) hours in a game is not enough to form an opinion anyone should care about. What trash standards
July 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
> lives in an old house that only has cross-flow ventilation as climate control
> closes all the doors
> complains about being really warm
a man in a white t-shirt is standing in a living room
ALT: a man in a white t-shirt is standing in a living room
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I feel too old for all these dc servers
July 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Awareness of this is worth keeping in mind
Why I’m so Mad Right Now
YouTube video by hankschannel
www.youtube.com
June 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The problem with plants doing well is something always need repotting
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'd rather borrow HxH's concept of nen users naturally gravitate towards each other and assume no one in Tomoeda has non-magical circumstances but are all Good People, rather than the extreme handwaving of Terada...
June 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Yamazaki is such an absolute sleeper, he's scary. Maybe he's an actual clone of his father by parthenogenesis.
June 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Syaoran completely in his relaxed element letting the original cards run free at home and getting advice and consolation from them is peak youngest and only male sib in a large family vibe.
June 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Intrusive thought of the day: are you a monster-f-er if you're also, technically, not human?
May 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Shoshimin ep6: the tensest 10 minutes of true crime in the history of true crime
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Some people get their highs from opioids, some from jumping off a plane—I get mine from successfully removing the stitch on rice bags without cutting.

It's also a matter of pride, damn it.
May 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Ah shit knew I'd forget something if I do the TC transplant in my post run delirium—forgot pictures of the TC (and the questionably black bits) before I transplanted them...f.
May 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Either my white matter has atrophied in the last 6 months or some of these benefits forms are "instructions unclear, summoned a lemon"
May 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Man I regret not jumping onto tumblr's verfied pin back then
April 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
When you? By chance? Finds out that gruff cc whom you passingly assumed to be at least several years older than you is actually 2 yrs younger but in the correct age range you assumed.

you're actually decrepit. Congratulations.
April 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Truth but the replies all from babies oof hahaha
April 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If only I win the lottery, then I can
Buy
These
(4.5k)
Chairs
April 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
???? Wow did I just read a <24hr tweet abt teen wolf and the OP is confusing woof "dynamic" abos vs omegaverse abo...did I just time travel or did they?
April 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
One day I'll be able to sing spinning globe without tripping over every other line
April 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The moment your world shifted after making the connection between mid-century modern and Song dynasty aesthetics and understand why MCM feels too boring, most of new-chinese feeling too pretentious, and modern industrial feeling either a little too raw or aggressive
March 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Once again despairing about the heavier romance tones in the English version of Belle's songs plus the very ????? choice of TLing Shinobu literally asking Suzu out into a friendzoning moment, making the English version canonically sailing a completely different ship than the Japanese alskfjksl
March 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM