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Dylan 💫
@byj0ve.bsky.social
· Jan 3
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I wish I knew Geno Auriemma's glasses prescription
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I wish I knew Geno Auriemma's glasses prescription
Reposted by Dylan 💫
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
I think I prefer Brandon Glasheen with his glasses on #Unrivaled
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I think I prefer Brandon Glasheen with his glasses on #Unrivaled
I look too good for this conversation 💁♂️
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I look too good for this conversation 💁♂️
My lips have been so dried out the last two days it's very un-sexy (thankfully I'm not trying to impress anyone)
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My lips have been so dried out the last two days it's very un-sexy (thankfully I'm not trying to impress anyone)
What does one have to do to become a judge at the #Westminster Dog Show? Seems like there's a lot of prestige. I imagine you have to win Best in Show multiple times. But then you only know about one breed, right? So many questions
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
What does one have to do to become a judge at the #Westminster Dog Show? Seems like there's a lot of prestige. I imagine you have to win Best in Show multiple times. But then you only know about one breed, right? So many questions
Look if I don't know you
but you know me, you should get a name tag
Who the fuck are you?
but you know me, you should get a name tag
Who the fuck are you?
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Look if I don't know you
but you know me, you should get a name tag
Who the fuck are you?
but you know me, you should get a name tag
Who the fuck are you?
I'm a role model if you wanna die young
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I'm a role model if you wanna die young
Guess who got 1 hr+ of free city parking
February 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Guess who got 1 hr+ of free city parking
I'm drinking out the bottle
Hanging with supermodels
Feel like I hit the lotto
I don't know about you, but I feel good
Hanging with supermodels
Feel like I hit the lotto
I don't know about you, but I feel good
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I'm drinking out the bottle
Hanging with supermodels
Feel like I hit the lotto
I don't know about you, but I feel good
Hanging with supermodels
Feel like I hit the lotto
I don't know about you, but I feel good
"you need a partner, not a project"
January 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"you need a partner, not a project"
Yeah it might be a pass on queer club this Saturday
January 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Yeah it might be a pass on queer club this Saturday
You had your chance but you blew it
Thought you buried me?
But I'm alive and living my best life
Tell me, how's it feel?
Yeah, I was hot then, but I'm even hotter now 😎🔥
Thought you buried me?
But I'm alive and living my best life
Tell me, how's it feel?
Yeah, I was hot then, but I'm even hotter now 😎🔥
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
You had your chance but you blew it
Thought you buried me?
But I'm alive and living my best life
Tell me, how's it feel?
Yeah, I was hot then, but I'm even hotter now 😎🔥
Thought you buried me?
But I'm alive and living my best life
Tell me, how's it feel?
Yeah, I was hot then, but I'm even hotter now 😎🔥
"6th year senior" stop playing lacrosse
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"6th year senior" stop playing lacrosse
BTW you're welcome to anyone that follows me, since you haven't unfollowed me for going missing for a week at a time and then coming back with a few #zingers in a fucking row
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
BTW you're welcome to anyone that follows me, since you haven't unfollowed me for going missing for a week at a time and then coming back with a few #zingers in a fucking row
Not to sound one million years old but when did everyone on the Internet get so young
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Not to sound one million years old but when did everyone on the Internet get so young