ByMatthewPorter
@bymatthewporter.com
Writer. Destroyer of keyboards. Coffee enthusiast.
Co-host with Ian Porter (ItemCrafting.com) of the IMMP podcast (www.IMMProject.com).
Movie obsessive. (Movie and theater reviews on YouTube.)
Co-host with Ian Porter (ItemCrafting.com) of the IMMP podcast (www.IMMProject.com).
Movie obsessive. (Movie and theater reviews on YouTube.)
Thank you Senator. Please continue to hold the line against capitulation to Republican demands without the firm legal guarantees required to protect Americans’ healthcare. And please hold to account your colleagues who choose to cave.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Thank you Senator. Please continue to hold the line against capitulation to Republican demands without the firm legal guarantees required to protect Americans’ healthcare. And please hold to account your colleagues who choose to cave.
Thank you Senator. Please continue to hold the line against capitulation to Republican demands without the firm legal guarantees required to protect Americans’ healthcare. And please hold to account your colleagues who choose to cave.
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Thank you Senator. Please continue to hold the line against capitulation to Republican demands without the firm legal guarantees required to protect Americans’ healthcare. And please hold to account your colleagues who choose to cave.
[to the tune of of "Unpack Your Adjectives"]
I judge employees by race
'Cause I'm an evil disgrace
AI is helping me
Update phrenology
Please sit still while I measure your face
And I unpack my calipers
I judge employees by race
'Cause I'm an evil disgrace
AI is helping me
Update phrenology
Please sit still while I measure your face
And I unpack my calipers
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
[to the tune of of "Unpack Your Adjectives"]
I judge employees by race
'Cause I'm an evil disgrace
AI is helping me
Update phrenology
Please sit still while I measure your face
And I unpack my calipers
I judge employees by race
'Cause I'm an evil disgrace
AI is helping me
Update phrenology
Please sit still while I measure your face
And I unpack my calipers
Remember when Bill Clinton was accused* of delaying traffic at LAX so he could get a $200 haircut, and it was played up as a huge scandal?
Yeah, those were good times.
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*falsely accused
Yeah, those were good times.
—
*falsely accused
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Remember when Bill Clinton was accused* of delaying traffic at LAX so he could get a $200 haircut, and it was played up as a huge scandal?
Yeah, those were good times.
—
*falsely accused
Yeah, those were good times.
—
*falsely accused
They say they are "against woke" and we hear them: they would rather be asleep.
They say they are "against Antifa," and we hear them: they are in favor of fascism.
They say they are against "No Kings," and we hear them: they want to be subjects of a monarch.
They say they are "against Antifa," and we hear them: they are in favor of fascism.
They say they are against "No Kings," and we hear them: they want to be subjects of a monarch.
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They say they are "against woke" and we hear them: they would rather be asleep.
They say they are "against Antifa," and we hear them: they are in favor of fascism.
They say they are against "No Kings," and we hear them: they want to be subjects of a monarch.
They say they are "against Antifa," and we hear them: they are in favor of fascism.
They say they are against "No Kings," and we hear them: they want to be subjects of a monarch.
Bring on the backwards fucking pageantry.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Bring on the backwards fucking pageantry.
I used to have this debate all the time with my dad, about art. I always argued that if someone calls it art, then it’s art — because I wanted to move on to the more interesting question, do you think it’s good art? Why/why not?
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I used to have this debate all the time with my dad, about art. I always argued that if someone calls it art, then it’s art — because I wanted to move on to the more interesting question, do you think it’s good art? Why/why not?
Love to see this each year — though to be honest, I wish cocoa were available year-round.
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Love to see this each year — though to be honest, I wish cocoa were available year-round.
Those excellent suits did a lot of heavy lifting on conveying the inherent *danger* of outer space and the alien planet.
"Everything about this place wants to kill you instantly. Here's your personal tank so you have some hope of survival."
"Everything about this place wants to kill you instantly. Here's your personal tank so you have some hope of survival."
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Those excellent suits did a lot of heavy lifting on conveying the inherent *danger* of outer space and the alien planet.
"Everything about this place wants to kill you instantly. Here's your personal tank so you have some hope of survival."
"Everything about this place wants to kill you instantly. Here's your personal tank so you have some hope of survival."
Yet more reason to prevent the "ballroom" if possible, or tear it down if it is completed, and restore the White House.
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yet more reason to prevent the "ballroom" if possible, or tear it down if it is completed, and restore the White House.
Dreamed last night that I actually had to drive one, and use it to haul stuff. Scary dream, even for this season.
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Dreamed last night that I actually had to drive one, and use it to haul stuff. Scary dream, even for this season.
First make it a temporary courtroom to try the criminals in the current regime. Then a museum documenting their crimes for future generations.
October 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
First make it a temporary courtroom to try the criminals in the current regime. Then a museum documenting their crimes for future generations.
Sorry to miss tonight, but looking forward to next time!
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Sorry to miss tonight, but looking forward to next time!