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Byrd Turgler
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Ah, memories...
Donald Trump as portrayed in Berke Breathed's comic strip "Bloom County" well over 30 years ago.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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EZ PZ
Groucho glasses make a convincing disguise.
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Phil Hartman as Sergeant Butt.
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Sam Allardyce
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Evergreen
Ashley Feinberg nailing this shithead (Dylan Byers) 7 years ago and here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Bruce wasn't. This, on the other hand...
Bucco Jameis Winston (in the style of the old Tampa Bay Buccaneers helmet logo).
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I'll never refer to him as anything else again.
Marco Rubio's Archivist page on Wikipedia referring to him as "Mr. Archivist".
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Hope someone posted this already.
Jacked limber himbo thriving in a pile of trash while you cry.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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One of Epstein's circle claiming to be a therapist himself, in the style of the Dafoe meme.
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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My Norm NFT...steadily gaining value.
Frank and Estelle Costanza in heated discussions with Steinbrenner about the Jay Buhner trade.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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American AFL legend, Mason Cox. He wears glasses because they broke his face.
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Yeah, whatever the exit polls were...
Prop 50 (California redistricting) on pace to pass by a 2 to 1 ratio in a statewide referendum.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Congrats to this guy.
SNL spoof political ad for actual NYC Council candidate, Harvey Epstein. Winning by Assad numbers.
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Boy band looking dude as 3rd way's 'center-left' platform which is neither left or even really center. He's above it all and just wants you to listen to his podcast and buy his white label tees, sweaters, blue jeans, etc.
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Me when your dumbass touts fast food....
Young, cube Byrd in a superior Braums brown bag.
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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No.
Someone on Twitter asking Grok for parlay tips. Do not do this.
October 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social randomly took a break here in the movie.
Tom, in a meeting, worried about his gambling losses and the goons at his 8.
October 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Here's another good one in the event your audience and/or you missed it.
post by @bredelbored.bsky.social, "Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go "this is the normal sane leadership the political left doesn't understand normal sane Americans crave" and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like "Leprechauns are real and I'm going to cook one"
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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It's been escalating recently.
An Andorran talking smack about the names of towns in Kiribati as relations continue to degrade.
September 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Underrated detail about The Naked Gun- they put Putin in the movie before the USSR collapsed.
Putinesque member at the conference of miscreants at the beginning of the Naked Gun.
September 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Saw this, and thought, 'Must be an Aussie Rules guy'.
Aussie Rules refugee and stud WVU punter, Oliver Straw.
September 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Smutty Noir- Body Heat starring William Hurt and Kathleen Turner.
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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End of Brassed Off (yes, I know it's not actually Grimsby).
August 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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End of Brassed Off at the Albert Hall.
August 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I had to do this, too. The sooner we get here, the better.
JB Pritzker and Mary Kathryn Pritzker dripped out as Obi Wan and Princess Leia. I'm sick of people fighting about dumb shit when there's an easy and attractive compromise.
August 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM