Byron Delima
@byrondelima.bsky.social
Totally official movie reviews in 300 characters or less. 😉 Plus other stuff, maybe.
My official movie review for Now You See Me: Now You Don’t - My favorite part while watching the film was when a theater-hopper snuck in, sat down next to us, realized he was watching another “Now You See Me” movie, and then promptly left the screening.
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My official movie review for Now You See Me: Now You Don’t - My favorite part while watching the film was when a theater-hopper snuck in, sat down next to us, realized he was watching another “Now You See Me” movie, and then promptly left the screening.
My official movie review for Tron: Ares - You know… it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be based on early reactions.
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My official movie review for Tron: Ares - You know… it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be based on early reactions.
My official movie review for Him (2025) - Spoiler alert! Joaquin Phoenix isn’t in this film. This is not the sequel to Her.
September 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My official movie review for Him (2025) - Spoiler alert! Joaquin Phoenix isn’t in this film. This is not the sequel to Her.
My official movie review for Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale - Not to spoil anything about the film but I can’t believe they just did that. I can’t believe they blew up the house with everyone in it!
September 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My official movie review for Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale - Not to spoil anything about the film but I can’t believe they just did that. I can’t believe they blew up the house with everyone in it!
My official movie review for The Conjuring: Last Rites - Sad to see this cinematic universe end but maybe it is time for them to retire before it becomes too stale.
September 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My official movie review for The Conjuring: Last Rites - Sad to see this cinematic universe end but maybe it is time for them to retire before it becomes too stale.
Someone should make a ‘Castlevania’ type game set in the Conjuring Universe where you play as Ed and Lorraine Warren battling ghosts, demons and maybe Dracula.
August 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Someone should make a ‘Castlevania’ type game set in the Conjuring Universe where you play as Ed and Lorraine Warren battling ghosts, demons and maybe Dracula.
My official movie review for Weapons - Without spoiling anything…oh so satisfying!
August 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My official movie review for Weapons - Without spoiling anything…oh so satisfying!
My official movie review for The Naked Gun - A perfect tribute to a beloved movie franchise. Hoping they greenlight a sequel!
August 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My official movie review for The Naked Gun - A perfect tribute to a beloved movie franchise. Hoping they greenlight a sequel!
My official movie review for The Fantastic Four: First Steps - *in a Vin Diesel voice* It’s about family.
July 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My official movie review for The Fantastic Four: First Steps - *in a Vin Diesel voice* It’s about family.
My official movie review for I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) - Unlike the previous two movies, this one has a release date in the middle of… SUMMER! 🤯
July 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My official movie review for I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) - Unlike the previous two movies, this one has a release date in the middle of… SUMMER! 🤯
My official movie review for Superman (2025) - As a gay man, that super bulge is super distracting. In a good way!
July 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My official movie review for Superman (2025) - As a gay man, that super bulge is super distracting. In a good way!
My official movie review for Jurassic World: Rebirth - I found myself rooting for the dinosaurs more and to that, I was disappointed. I would rank the Jurassic films 1, 2, 4, 7, 3, 6 and 5.
July 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My official movie review for Jurassic World: Rebirth - I found myself rooting for the dinosaurs more and to that, I was disappointed. I would rank the Jurassic films 1, 2, 4, 7, 3, 6 and 5.
My official movie review for M3gan 2.0 - This is the upgrade we’ve been waiting for. YASS QWEEN! 💅🏼 🤖
June 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My official movie review for M3gan 2.0 - This is the upgrade we’ve been waiting for. YASS QWEEN! 💅🏼 🤖
My official movie review for F1 The Movie - You could say this one is a bit formulaic! Har har har!
June 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My official movie review for F1 The Movie - You could say this one is a bit formulaic! Har har har!
If Nintendo were to create a battle royale game (a la Fortnite) using Mii’s as avatars and leveraging their vast library of properties for arenas, weapons and costumes, I might be down. Even better, people can use their dust-covered Amiibo to unlock stuff from the get-go.
June 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If Nintendo were to create a battle royale game (a la Fortnite) using Mii’s as avatars and leveraging their vast library of properties for arenas, weapons and costumes, I might be down. Even better, people can use their dust-covered Amiibo to unlock stuff from the get-go.
My official movie review for Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning - Now that it’s over, I’m so glad I don’t have to hear the words “The Entity” ever again.
May 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My official movie review for Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning - Now that it’s over, I’m so glad I don’t have to hear the words “The Entity” ever again.
My official movie review for Lilo & Stitch (2025) - There were ZERO hot guys in speedos in the film. There, I saved y’all 1hr 48min of speedo-less time. 😤
May 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My official movie review for Lilo & Stitch (2025) - There were ZERO hot guys in speedos in the film. There, I saved y’all 1hr 48min of speedo-less time. 😤
Nintendo better remake Chibi-Robo for Switch 2 and I better see ray-traced reflections on the character. 🤖
May 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Nintendo better remake Chibi-Robo for Switch 2 and I better see ray-traced reflections on the character. 🤖
My official movie review for Thunderbolts* - It was shockingly electrifying! Heh heh heh heh heh 😏
April 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My official movie review for Thunderbolts* - It was shockingly electrifying! Heh heh heh heh heh 😏
Finally watched the movie Waterworld for the first time. Certainly not the worst film I’ve seen. But man, it certainly wasn’t good either. Next up: Battlefield Earth…
April 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Finally watched the movie Waterworld for the first time. Certainly not the worst film I’ve seen. But man, it certainly wasn’t good either. Next up: Battlefield Earth…
I didn’t think I’d get so emotional at the end of a second watch-through of Geostorm…
April 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I didn’t think I’d get so emotional at the end of a second watch-through of Geostorm…
Alert! 🚨 This is not a drill. You can watch DreamWorks’ Bee Movie for free on YouTube with ads. We’re 10 minutes in and so far, this movie isn’t very good.
April 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Alert! 🚨 This is not a drill. You can watch DreamWorks’ Bee Movie for free on YouTube with ads. We’re 10 minutes in and so far, this movie isn’t very good.
My official movie review for The Minecraft Movie - This movie is so stupid but it’s going to make $$$$$.
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My official movie review for The Minecraft Movie - This movie is so stupid but it’s going to make $$$$$.
Out of morbid curiosity, I ended up watching Kraven the Hunter when they added the film to Netflix. Let’s just say I’m not cravin’ any of these Sony-made Marvel movies.
March 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Out of morbid curiosity, I ended up watching Kraven the Hunter when they added the film to Netflix. Let’s just say I’m not cravin’ any of these Sony-made Marvel movies.
Who’s up for that drinking game where you take a shot every time they say the name of the movie in the movie? The film we’ll watch is Frozen.
March 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Who’s up for that drinking game where you take a shot every time they say the name of the movie in the movie? The film we’ll watch is Frozen.