Well, the suit has got to smell like ashes, right? And he definitely has that unwashed-barista-apron-sour-milk smell in his beard.

Add in a barn full of reindeer and we're probably close 😂.

This earned an instant reskeet 😂😂😂.

Congrats and Happy Dragon Age Day 💜💜💜💜

My mantra this year has been, "it doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be better."

And it's amazing how often this phrase applies to literally any aspect of my life and how much it has helped me chill tf out 😂.

My quest for optimization has been blissfully abandoned.

Jordan, I want you to know, I would bake you a cake so fucking fast. It would probably even be semi-decent.