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B. Zelkovich is peering out of their cave
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A real piece of work (in progress). She/they.
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VP2024, stories in Luna Station Quarterly, Life Beyond Us, Folk Horror Short Stories (Beyond & Within), and more.
Well, the suit has got to smell like ashes, right? And he definitely has that unwashed-barista-apron-sour-milk smell in his beard.

Add in a barn full of reindeer and we're probably close 😂.
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This earned an instant reskeet 😂😂😂.
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Congrats and Happy Dragon Age Day 💜💜💜💜
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My mantra this year has been, "it doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be better."

And it's amazing how often this phrase applies to literally any aspect of my life and how much it has helped me chill tf out 😂.

My quest for optimization has been blissfully abandoned.
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jordan, I want you to know, I would bake you a cake so fucking fast. It would probably even be semi-decent.
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM