It did better in test markets than King Von Crunch and Chief Wheat
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It did better in test markets than King Von Crunch and Chief Wheat
Me snorting 800mg of the pills from Limitless so I can have a triple digit IQ
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Me snorting 800mg of the pills from Limitless so I can have a triple digit IQ
For a few weeks it was literally the third best way to play Tomb Raider 2013 or some shit, I think
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
For a few weeks it was literally the third best way to play Tomb Raider 2013 or some shit, I think
Me frantically jumping into the Large Hadron Collider so I can go back to explain to Apple and Google that everybody being able to afford a smartphone would end up being one of the worst things to happen in history
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Me frantically jumping into the Large Hadron Collider so I can go back to explain to Apple and Google that everybody being able to afford a smartphone would end up being one of the worst things to happen in history
In retrospect the absolute lowest common denominator getting affordable smartphones did a real number on the country
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
In retrospect the absolute lowest common denominator getting affordable smartphones did a real number on the country
This was legit never the case at all lmao, what the fuck
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This was legit never the case at all lmao, what the fuck
"It's got the rappity-raps but the kind that make me feel safe!"
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"It's got the rappity-raps but the kind that make me feel safe!"
Going off mid white women logic there's a 110% chance her main concern is that a Hamilton performance got cancelled
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Going off mid white women logic there's a 110% chance her main concern is that a Hamilton performance got cancelled
Every day I stand firmer in my belief that only a small cross section of a single generation living in an even smaller cross section of countries has the ability to handle 24/7 internet access
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Every day I stand firmer in my belief that only a small cross section of a single generation living in an even smaller cross section of countries has the ability to handle 24/7 internet access
My grandpa used to call that bluetooth waffle stomping
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My grandpa used to call that bluetooth waffle stomping
Tanaka screeching like a pterodactyl in the same clip is also another all-timer tbh
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Tanaka screeching like a pterodactyl in the same clip is also another all-timer tbh
It gets even worse, the guy who's actually responsible for most of AVGN has a cum sauce for preorder
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It gets even worse, the guy who's actually responsible for most of AVGN has a cum sauce for preorder
60-80 year old Staten Islanders in absolute shambles right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
60-80 year old Staten Islanders in absolute shambles right now
Imagine being so mad at stairs that you have to take it out on actual human beings
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Imagine being so mad at stairs that you have to take it out on actual human beings
The 25th anniversary update added some graphics options to make the game look tastefully crunchy and not muddy. This is the only way I play now
November 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The 25th anniversary update added some graphics options to make the game look tastefully crunchy and not muddy. This is the only way I play now
IIRC the Steam/console version uses Unity and some kind of emulation for the original mode but the GBA ROM's been floating around the web for months
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
IIRC the Steam/console version uses Unity and some kind of emulation for the original mode but the GBA ROM's been floating around the web for months
Nadella's entire MO is keeping shareholders confident that MS' AI development will eventually yield something novel and profitable
The TikTok/"inventing new media" line was just a smoothbrain way of telling shareholders that the Xbox brand might be turned around via short, interactive AI vignettes
The TikTok/"inventing new media" line was just a smoothbrain way of telling shareholders that the Xbox brand might be turned around via short, interactive AI vignettes
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nadella's entire MO is keeping shareholders confident that MS' AI development will eventually yield something novel and profitable
The TikTok/"inventing new media" line was just a smoothbrain way of telling shareholders that the Xbox brand might be turned around via short, interactive AI vignettes
The TikTok/"inventing new media" line was just a smoothbrain way of telling shareholders that the Xbox brand might be turned around via short, interactive AI vignettes
A lot of aging Millennial/Gen X gaming YouTubers fall into that shit because on a purely technical level they can't adapt to new trends. Grifting lets them profit off the same basic "yapping in front of a camera with minimal editing" formula from the late '00s/early '10s
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A lot of aging Millennial/Gen X gaming YouTubers fall into that shit because on a purely technical level they can't adapt to new trends. Grifting lets them profit off the same basic "yapping in front of a camera with minimal editing" formula from the late '00s/early '10s
It's crazy how my immediate reaction to the announcement was "yeah, there's no way that Fable reboot's coming out"
October 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's crazy how my immediate reaction to the announcement was "yeah, there's no way that Fable reboot's coming out"
Affordable smartphones were the worst thing to happen to modern society, bar none
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Affordable smartphones were the worst thing to happen to modern society, bar none
Having this take with a Futurama pfp is certainly a choice
October 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Having this take with a Futurama pfp is certainly a choice