Ella
@c-ella-v.bsky.social
Nuclear jokester. Extremely likable and probably the next big thing.
Business idea: plastic plants and flowers but make them look wilted and dead.
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Business idea: plastic plants and flowers but make them look wilted and dead.
I did one of those tests online once to find out if I’m really on the right path, and it told me I should become a graveyard gardener 🪴. That’s so weirdly specific probably because I would kill every plant. Full disclosure: I did not.
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I did one of those tests online once to find out if I’m really on the right path, and it told me I should become a graveyard gardener 🪴. That’s so weirdly specific probably because I would kill every plant. Full disclosure: I did not.
If you could birth or buy what would you do?
January 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
If you could birth or buy what would you do?
I recently made rice from those little packages and later realized it had burned, so I basically ate plastic with my healthy meal. Imagine if I were to birth a Barbie now? —That’s probably also why they’re so long and thin.
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I recently made rice from those little packages and later realized it had burned, so I basically ate plastic with my healthy meal. Imagine if I were to birth a Barbie now? —That’s probably also why they’re so long and thin.
If I brought your calculator for your exam, did you account on me?
January 23, 2026 at 10:30 PM
If I brought your calculator for your exam, did you account on me?
If you have small nails, do you order nails in size S at the nail salon or just snails 🐌
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If you have small nails, do you order nails in size S at the nail salon or just snails 🐌
When I was a kid, my dad took us to the circus and while the acrobats performed their stunts they were playing Mambo Number 5. I was way too old when I realized the circus director didn’t write this song to introduce the acrobats Jessica, Mandy, Tina and what’s their face.
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
When I was a kid, my dad took us to the circus and while the acrobats performed their stunts they were playing Mambo Number 5. I was way too old when I realized the circus director didn’t write this song to introduce the acrobats Jessica, Mandy, Tina and what’s their face.
What if I’d called myself Djoanna but the D is silent?
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
What if I’d called myself Djoanna but the D is silent?
What’s your biggest creation?
— Awkward situations
— Awkward situations
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What’s your biggest creation?
— Awkward situations
— Awkward situations
when you create a calendar event for your birthday but don’t put it on repeat.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
when you create a calendar event for your birthday but don’t put it on repeat.
that escalated quickly.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
that escalated quickly.
Started watching Euphoria. Pretty addictive. I’m hooked.
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Started watching Euphoria. Pretty addictive. I’m hooked.
i like choking. just kidding.
October 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i like choking. just kidding.
british version: willy wanker
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
british version: willy wanker
‚I'm baked‘ said no bread ever.
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
‚I'm baked‘ said no bread ever.
If you write a captivating code, is it called a tech line?
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you write a captivating code, is it called a tech line?
I asked AI for a polished version of an email I wrote and named the chat “mail polish”. I am hilarious.
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I asked AI for a polished version of an email I wrote and named the chat “mail polish”. I am hilarious.
Objectively speaking: I’m objectifying my camera.
October 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Objectively speaking: I’m objectifying my camera.
On a video call: Lulu can you change your name to Hulu? Then it would be actually interesting to watch your screen.
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
On a video call: Lulu can you change your name to Hulu? Then it would be actually interesting to watch your screen.