Hampton Nager
@c-hampton.bsky.social
A retired dad that's a bit of a jerk. Not always, though.
He could be hiding a strap-on; it'd explain the suspenders
October 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
He could be hiding a strap-on; it'd explain the suspenders
Go ahead and tell them. They may draw a smiley on your cup and call you "Dave".
October 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Go ahead and tell them. They may draw a smiley on your cup and call you "Dave".
I would rather pull my own lower lip over the top of my head
October 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I would rather pull my own lower lip over the top of my head
Is it "settling hash", or is it "settling hashes"?
October 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Is it "settling hash", or is it "settling hashes"?
Today I learned that Bulmeria is somewhere Islamic instead of being where Bulma has the headquarters for Capsule Corp
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Today I learned that Bulmeria is somewhere Islamic instead of being where Bulma has the headquarters for Capsule Corp
A Nexstar publication.
September 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A Nexstar publication.
Much like Batman, Mr. Dithers never misses Leg Day
September 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Much like Batman, Mr. Dithers never misses Leg Day
I love how Mr. Dithers' legs look exactly the same whether he's standing or sitting. Dude must have thighs like tree trunks from doing wall sits.
September 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I love how Mr. Dithers' legs look exactly the same whether he's standing or sitting. Dude must have thighs like tree trunks from doing wall sits.
Okay this comment deserves a like. Yes. MILF gets <3
August 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Okay this comment deserves a like. Yes. MILF gets <3
Can Dorothy still be damseled if Joyce stashes her in a loft bed instead of a tower?
August 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Can Dorothy still be damseled if Joyce stashes her in a loft bed instead of a tower?
Now imagining Prof X jacking it with the Cerebro helmet on
August 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Now imagining Prof X jacking it with the Cerebro helmet on
Bill Bixby in tight orange shorts, on his way to change lives in Paducah
HULK SMASH PUNY FRIED PICKLES
HULK SMASH PUNY FRIED PICKLES
August 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bill Bixby in tight orange shorts, on his way to change lives in Paducah
HULK SMASH PUNY FRIED PICKLES
HULK SMASH PUNY FRIED PICKLES
Take Richard Lee "Anal" Roberts with you, monster
August 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Take Richard Lee "Anal" Roberts with you, monster
I, too, often say "gasp!"
What's for lunch?
Turkey Tetrazini.
Gasp!
It's like Great Scott, when Scott isn't so great.
What's for lunch?
Turkey Tetrazini.
Gasp!
It's like Great Scott, when Scott isn't so great.
August 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I, too, often say "gasp!"
What's for lunch?
Turkey Tetrazini.
Gasp!
It's like Great Scott, when Scott isn't so great.
What's for lunch?
Turkey Tetrazini.
Gasp!
It's like Great Scott, when Scott isn't so great.
You and Deb need to come down thisaways. I'll see you fed proper.
August 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You and Deb need to come down thisaways. I'll see you fed proper.
That pron is the worst. A close-up looks like someone's looking for keys in a handbag
August 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
That pron is the worst. A close-up looks like someone's looking for keys in a handbag
Do ya think Imma nasty girlllll
Oh wait wrong Vanity
Or maybe not
Oh wait wrong Vanity
Or maybe not
August 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Do ya think Imma nasty girlllll
Oh wait wrong Vanity
Or maybe not
Oh wait wrong Vanity
Or maybe not
I didn't know Head Alien teamed up with Bolivar Trask to make abductee-hunting Sentinels that look like Joyce. Joycenels.
June 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I didn't know Head Alien teamed up with Bolivar Trask to make abductee-hunting Sentinels that look like Joyce. Joycenels.
Why, Dagwood remembers when you could get over 20 skiddoo -- 23, even -- for just a couple of bees
June 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Why, Dagwood remembers when you could get over 20 skiddoo -- 23, even -- for just a couple of bees
Drink Schnapps you coward
May 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Drink Schnapps you coward
For someone who feels miserable and is convinced she is doing everything wrong, Dorothy has a knack for saying just the right thing.
May 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
For someone who feels miserable and is convinced she is doing everything wrong, Dorothy has a knack for saying just the right thing.
Joyce is secretly Power Girl I see
May 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Joyce is secretly Power Girl I see