Crunch McGiven
@c6xr.bsky.social
I just want a place to put all the thoughts that used to be my AIM Away Messages.
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Crunch McGiven
@c6xr.bsky.social
· Jun 20
I just want to put it out there that I would absolutely hesitate to give you the shirt off my back.
I’ve never seen a blue swastika.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’ve never seen a blue swastika.
Shouldn’t Republicans hate Halloween? It’s a buncha monsters walking around with their hands out, threatening retribution if you don’t give them candy when they ask for it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Shouldn’t Republicans hate Halloween? It’s a buncha monsters walking around with their hands out, threatening retribution if you don’t give them candy when they ask for it.
Don’t tell me how to feel. No wonder Democrats can’t win.
September 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Don’t tell me how to feel. No wonder Democrats can’t win.
Starting to come around to the anti-vax movement. I think I should be able to send my kid to school with peanuts.
September 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Starting to come around to the anti-vax movement. I think I should be able to send my kid to school with peanuts.
This doctor visit could have been an email.
August 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This doctor visit could have been an email.
Hulkamania is gonna run wild on God. Or maybe Satan.
July 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hulkamania is gonna run wild on God. Or maybe Satan.
When the JD Vance meme gets you deported just show them this and they’ll let you back in.
June 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
When the JD Vance meme gets you deported just show them this and they’ll let you back in.
I’ve always said, “It’s good not to be a vampire.”
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’ve always said, “It’s good not to be a vampire.”
I just want to put it out there that I would absolutely hesitate to give you the shirt off my back.
June 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I just want to put it out there that I would absolutely hesitate to give you the shirt off my back.
Staring at a gummy candy in the shape of Shaq’s face, I finally understand that I’m living in the future.
May 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Staring at a gummy candy in the shape of Shaq’s face, I finally understand that I’m living in the future.
Sad alt girls will get you through the tough times
March 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sad alt girls will get you through the tough times
You ever feel like you’re in a really long soap opera and that time in elementary school where you learned about checks and balances was just ominous foreshadowing masquerading as innocent background filler?
March 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You ever feel like you’re in a really long soap opera and that time in elementary school where you learned about checks and balances was just ominous foreshadowing masquerading as innocent background filler?
Has anyone ever brewed Yorkshire Red and Gold together? Or is that too crazy?
March 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Has anyone ever brewed Yorkshire Red and Gold together? Or is that too crazy?
I had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. Felt like Rockefeller.
March 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. Felt like Rockefeller.
I hate that Superman isn’t real but Lex Luthor is
February 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I hate that Superman isn’t real but Lex Luthor is
My grandfather fought Nazis. My father bowls with them.
February 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My grandfather fought Nazis. My father bowls with them.
Climate change hurts my teeth
January 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Climate change hurts my teeth
Elon Musk is the kid in school who draws a penis on the board and then pretends it’s a face.
January 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Elon Musk is the kid in school who draws a penis on the board and then pretends it’s a face.
A Christmas Carol taught us that we should always speak kindly of irredeemable capitalists because they might be secretly spying on us via ghosts.
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 PM
A Christmas Carol taught us that we should always speak kindly of irredeemable capitalists because they might be secretly spying on us via ghosts.
Maybe it’s just the current political climate, but I’m beginning to think that the Grinch should have faced some consequences for stealing Whoville’s Christmas.
November 27, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Maybe it’s just the current political climate, but I’m beginning to think that the Grinch should have faced some consequences for stealing Whoville’s Christmas.