CabbageToast
@cabbagetoast.bsky.social
Neurospicy Awkward Introvert with tiny sprinkles of extrovert.
She/Her
“They didn't burn witches they burned women”
PNW/Oregon
She/Her
“They didn't burn witches they burned women”
PNW/Oregon
Whenever I see a group of grumpy looking porch punks I have to fight the urge to tickle! Y’all look like you need a giggle and a puppy!
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Whenever I see a group of grumpy looking porch punks I have to fight the urge to tickle! Y’all look like you need a giggle and a puppy!
Is this code for evacuation of Incelios Pantypooper?
January 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Is this code for evacuation of Incelios Pantypooper?
Nah, they’d send you to the state hospital for shits and giggles.
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Nah, they’d send you to the state hospital for shits and giggles.
Hugs to his heart! I am so sorry to hear about his hard times. I have super vague memories, but I have a mental image of the two of you and a monkey puppet and thinking you guys had to be so cool to have a monkey! I might’ve been about 4 or 5.
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hugs to his heart! I am so sorry to hear about his hard times. I have super vague memories, but I have a mental image of the two of you and a monkey puppet and thinking you guys had to be so cool to have a monkey! I might’ve been about 4 or 5.
That’s where my baby daddy tried to hide his girly magazines. I was a climber armed with glue.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
That’s where my baby daddy tried to hide his girly magazines. I was a climber armed with glue.
Um… so the bottom shelf of kitchen cabinets?
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Um… so the bottom shelf of kitchen cabinets?
Someone needs to whisper in his ear that K shaved her head and is going to start dressing like him. She might even start having pantie-poo. Taking over his life one chalupa at a time.! Like a pod person, but with gastrointestinal distress.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone needs to whisper in his ear that K shaved her head and is going to start dressing like him. She might even start having pantie-poo. Taking over his life one chalupa at a time.! Like a pod person, but with gastrointestinal distress.
Doesn’t he know that leaving his poo panties in the shared potty is tattling on himself?
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Doesn’t he know that leaving his poo panties in the shared potty is tattling on himself?
Wolf of Snow Hollow is werewolf implied, not a typical werewolf movie by any means
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wolf of Snow Hollow is werewolf implied, not a typical werewolf movie by any means
I suggest Wolf of Snow Hollow. It’s werewolf ish and freaking great!
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I suggest Wolf of Snow Hollow. It’s werewolf ish and freaking great!
Is it Werewolves Within? Because we can watch it here 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is it Werewolves Within? Because we can watch it here 🤣
I started eating dairy again after the tiny tot joined the household and I received an osteopenia dx. I have much regert and feel like I had more variety as a vegan!
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I started eating dairy again after the tiny tot joined the household and I received an osteopenia dx. I have much regert and feel like I had more variety as a vegan!
We’re good 💕!! I got a box today
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We’re good 💕!! I got a box today
Same! If Cootie Queen wasn’t home I’d be there!
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Same! If Cootie Queen wasn’t home I’d be there!